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My Inner Hero - Wizard!
There are many types of magic, but all require a sharp mind and a cool head. There is no puzzle I can't solve, no problem I can't think my way out of. When you feel confused or uncertain, you can always rely on me to untangle the knots and put everything back in order for you.
The sixth book written, you're nevertheless the first chronologically. You not only describe the creation of Narnia and tell where the White Witch, the lampost and the wardrobe came from, you get to bounce between worlds with the help of Uncle Andrew's weird magic rings.
What is your spiritual path? Serene Sightseer - There's nothing you like better than a little moonlight meditation. You like to check out a lot of different faiths and aren't scared to ask questions. You'd most likely enjoy religions and spiritualities that stress individual practice.
Where did your soul originate?
You come from the Night Sky.
You're drawn to the stars and planets, and it's no wonder why, you came from them.
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Are you damned? You will go to Valhalla. You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great! (closed)
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
What is your true aura colour? Green Greens are some of the most powerful and intelligent people in the aura spectrum. Greens are extremely bright. They process information and ideas quickly; jumping from steps one to ten. They do not like dealing with all the steps and details in between. (closed)
What's your magical style? Druidic Your magic comes from the earth and her creatures. You talk to trees and sing their songs. You are one with nature and all who meet you can't help but think you remind them of an oak tree.
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Which Greek goddess are you? Athena
Athena was the virgin goddess of wisdom and so much more. She was totally rockin'! Her only downside was that she was sorta misogynist. But, hey, we all have our faults. She was a very popular goddess and was always there to help out the people she liked. Basically, you're the kind of person it's good to have around.
What kind of villain are you? Sneaky Villain
You're the kind of villain that never misses anything, because you're so paranoid. In fact, you were probably pretty brave in taking this test. I mean, I could have logged your IP address or something. And then I can send you spam with attached viruses that will link your computer with my chain of - HEY! I was kidding! Put the nuke down. Yeesh. Other sneak villains: The Jackal, Beni (the Mummy), The Invisible Man.
What mythical beast best represents you? Phoenix, or Fire Bird (air with fire)
The phoenix is a profound symbol of the circle of life. It has a life cycle of 500 to 600 years and after that amount of time, it sets itself on fire and dies in the flames. Then after three days, it rises again from the ashes. It is a completely benign creature who lives in dew. It is said that the phoenix has a beautiful melidous song which grows ever more mournful as its life comes to an end. It is a symbol of the sun and immortality. The phoenix is a very worthwhile beast.
What magical horse are you? Unicorn
You are a Unicorn! Unicorns symbolize gentleness, good will, and wisdom. Unicorns only allow girls to see them, let alone touch them. You don't feel safe around many because many humans are poachers who want your magical horn, which has great healing capabilities.
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What element of the sky are you? Lightning
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What's your vastu type?
According to the rules of vastu, it's important to arrange your home in a way that works for your dosha (mind-body type). Which element (air, fire, or water) are you most closely associated with? Pitta. Your constitution shows the likelihood of a pitta (fire) dosha. According to "Vastu Living," someone with a pitta dosha should not sleep or work in the southeast quadrant, which is the realm of fire.
What kind of female faerie are you? Pillywiggins, a trouping flower fae Closely related to pixies, Pillywiggins are playful seasonal faeries associated with spring. They are also called Flower Faeries and Spring Faeries.
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What's your spirit? Wind Spirit
Thought above feeling and mind over matter are your mottos. Others come to you for advice and guidance. Some see you as introverted and snobbish, but they are merely jealous of your common sense knack to think things through. Don't be afraid to listen to your heart .
Which flower are you?
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Innocent and carefree, you are pure and simply not evil. Everybody loves you, but not everyone understands you. You love your family more than yourself. Indoor activities are for you.
What LoTR Character Are You? Elrond - You are most like Elrond. Although you are very serious, you're not above having a good time. It's just that your definition of a good time is pretty different from other people's. You're very smart, so use your knowledge to help others! At least your not so pessimistic. People may think you're hard nosed, but all your friends know better.
What stone are you? Lapis Lazuli
You are the communicator. You would rather talk than fight physically. Honest to a flaw, you really should not say everything!
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Which Piece of Modern Art Are You?
You go girl! You're Picasso's famous "Les Demoiselles d'Avignon" and live in the Museum of Modern Art in New York.
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Which influential artist are you? Gandhi
You were a skinny guy who wanted peace and went on hunger strikes and stuff like that!
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Where are you on the political spectrum? Left-Liberal
Left-Liberals prefer self-government in personal matters and central decision-making on economics. They want government to serve the disadvantaged in the name of fairness. Leftists tolerate social diversity, but work for economic equality.
What Style of Dance Would You Be? You're Modern--unique, wild, and rebellious.
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What type of femininist are you?
#1 Radical feminism: Radical feminist analysis identifies patriarchal sexual politics as a fundamental organizing principle pervasive in all aspects of modern and historical societies. Radical feminist activism works to organize a mass movement uniting women to abolish sex-class on political, economic, and cultural levels.
#2 Anarcha-feminism: Anarcha-feminism recognizes the patriarchal domination of women as a key part of a society thoroughly founded on hierarchy and coercion, and seeks to organize women with other oppressed groups - in particular, workers and people of color - as part of a systematic fight against all forms of hierarchy, domination, and government.
#3 Amazon feminism-- Dedicated to the image of the female hero in Greek mythology and in fact, as it is expressed in art and literature, in the physiques and feats of female athletes, and in sexual values and practices. See http://www.ifi.uio.no/~thomas/lists/amazon-connection.html
#4 Libertarian / Individualist feminism: see http://www.ifeminists.com
#5 Liberal feminism-- See http://www.orst.edu/Dept/pol_sci/liberal.htm
What revolution are you? The French Revolution
Revolt of the starving people from the capital against the decadent aristrocracy. Hijacked by the middle class persons who take the power and eventually forget the people.
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What type of child were you? I was a gifted child.
I had my niche. intelligent. creative. or artistic.
What is your writing style? Poet
You know that rhyming isn't everything, and use your talent to explore your mind's deepest and often most eccentric corners, instead of focusing on the bad like so many angsty teenagers.
Which poet do you most resemble? Emily Dickinson
You are reclusive and imaginative. Not too many people know the real you, as you almost always keep your emotions locked up inside. You have a devout belief in God yet can be, at times, curiously analytical. Even still, you have passion and longing teaming beneath your surface that only a select few will ever know. You tend to deny your loneliness.
Which Peanuts character are you? Linus (my brothers say Lucy)
I am the voice of reason, even though I may be a bit shy and insecure. I provide advice to people in need which proves to be very helpful. I have a strong voice and I am very opinionated.
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You give your love and friendship unconditionally. You enjoy long, thoughtful conversations rich in philosophy and spirituality. You are very loyal and intuitive.
Which Muppet are you? Quiz no longer available at http://www.geraldfield.com/ Fozzie Bear
Wokka Wokka! You love to make lame jokes. Your sense of humor might be a bit off, but you're a great friend and can always be counted on.
Which Robot are you? Roy Batty, in Bladerunner
(played by Rutger Hauer)
"We're not computers, Sebastian. We're physical."
"Nothing the god of bio-mechanics wouldn't let you in heaven for."
Which soda are you?
(closed) Dr. Pepper
Deep, emotional, complex. Your taste makes people think. You are probably an artist of some kind, or are into literature and poetry. Your originality is always a sweetener to people's taste buds.
What kind of wine are you? Merlot
I'm dark and smooth, baby!
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What flavor are you? Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured
I am popular in the workplace, even though I am often bitter. I am energetic to the point of being frenetic; buzz buzz, out of my way. I tend to overwork myself and need periods of recovery time.
What flavor of jellybean are you? Green Apple
You are wise and intelligent, so your friends let you make the decisions. A quick thinker, you also rely on your instinctive judgment in a tough situation. You don't have to work hard for friends, you seem to attract them everywhere you go!
What colour of Skittle are you? Orange Skittle
You are very much a free spirit and prefer not to be a part of the crowd. Remember that you still need your friends.
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Which fruit are you?
Strawberry: 30/100 Pear: 40/100 Banana: 30/100 Tomato: 25/100 Lemon: 0/100
What US city are you? Seattle, the Emerald City
Contrary to popular opinion, Seattle is not as rainy as legend says. It is in fact a charming green jewel with sparkling cerulean water and verdant hills. Its isolation has made it home to free-thinking and independent individuals. Despite having the most millionaires per capita, it still has a small town atmosphere. A small town with lots of coffee that is. Java is an art there. Perhaps it is the coffee that has caused this city to give birth to twisted cartoonists and rock stars.
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Which breed of dog is most like you? Bernese Mountain Dog (Bernese Sennenhund) No bones about it, you're a good-hearted, people-loving Bernese Mountain Dog. Down-to-earth and loyal, no one works or plays harder than you do. You put your nose to the grindstone when it really counts, but you never neglect your social calendar. Simultaneously strong and sweet, you're very tuned-in to the feelings and needs of the other dogs you run with. Without having to be asked, you always have a helping paw to lend and a sympathetic shoulder to lean on. "Communication" is your middle name, and when that's paired with your unswerving devotion, you get a breed that everyone respects and trusts. Woof!
Which Anne Rice vampire are you?
Top Five (all guys!)
#1 David Talbot
#2 Lestat de Lioncourt
#3 Louis de Pointe du Lac
#4 Armand [Amadeo, Andrei]
#5 Marius de Romanus
Which Famous Homosexual are you? Eleanor Roosevelt
A Roosevelt yourself, you married your fifth cousin Franklin; despite the obvious incestuous overtones, your six kids were happy and healthy. When Franklin got elected, you became perhaps the most controversial first lady ever - you spoke out for the rights of women; for the rights of the poor; for world peace. You were even a member of a union while your husband was in office - and when he died, you were the head of the UN Commission on Human Rights. All of which is pretty kick ass, but to top things off you had a hot and steamy relationship with the lesbian journalist Lorena Hickok, who was so madly in love with you that she halted her career for you. Unfortunately, you couldn't give up your public life that easily - leaving her heartbroken. (closed)
What Marvel superhero are you? Dr. Strange
Former surgeon Stephen Strange is now master of the mystic arts and earth's sorcerer supreme. Aided by a magical cloak of levitation and the all-seeing eye of Agamotid, Strange battles the hidden forces of evil. When extraordinary events occur and the unexplainable becomes commonplace, rest assured: the doctor is in the house!
What spooky being are you? Mothman
"I'm curious like a cat and love to investigate things. My favourite thing is learning! I have bad luck with electronic devices." Mothman is a tall (6/7 feet) gray creature with no real head, and big glowing hypnotic red eyes. It has a loud screech and has also been accompanied by the sound of a record player playing at high speeds, which might be the sound of its wings flapping. Mothman doesn't really do any real harm but it sure scares the hell out of witnesses. In one case it chased after a car full of people who stumbled upon it walking around in a field, in another case it hung around a family's home, peering through the windows and scaring their dog. Mothman has also been sighted by large groups, and sightings of him have coincided with televisions going haywire.
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What goth potion are you? Chemical
Hey DJ...you are a goth child of the computer age! a digital dead queen!
What is your ominosity quotient? Four
you are probably somewhat ominous. maybe.
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Who is your type? The BRAIN
This intellectual guy is just your type! You can't resist his powerful mind.
What Kind of Guy is Stalking You?
Geek. You're a nerdy code wizard and a regular genius. All is looking good for you, dear girl! But you know that creepy guy in your Tech class? He wants you. He follows your every move online and knows every last one of your screennames. Load a virus into his mainframe, but don't worry too much--you could beat up the scrawny bastard faster than you can type 'STFU.' (closed)
What is your sexual purity factor on the Dr. Seuss scale? 72% Sexually Pure, 28% Sexually Corrupt, 35% Weirdness Factor
You answered "yes" to 14 of 50 questions, making you 72.0% sexually pure (28.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 72.0% pure in the sex domain. Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 35%, based on a comparison of your test results with 140739 other submissions for this test. The average purity for this test is 65.6%.
What kind of soul are you?
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Deep down inside, you know you're passionate.
Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are you? You are a true nature girl!
You are at balance with the world around you. You are a natural beauty, inside and out. You are a true daughter of Gaia, and she has blessed you.
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What element would you reign over? (For Girls)
Goddess of the Moon. Beauty, yet a sadness lurks about you at times. But hey, pain is beauty, right?
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