Ok, this cracks me up.
After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won’t listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them?
We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven.
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Is this for real..?!?
I hope the damn rapture thing happens; it would be sooo lovely with all of them gone.
I’ve seen this before– freaking hilarious! (and I work with someone like this too)
It’s all kind of strange; because if/ when this rapture happen, they still expect us to be able to check our emails afterwards.. But that’s fine with me, if the end of the world means I still can read emails and surf the net afterwards it doesn’t sound that bad to me
And how does this program know that the rapture have happen? Have they programmed a date? Have they hired someone that defently won’t go to heaven to send it out for them, or..? And what if something occurs and the program sends out all these emails, and the people who sent them are still here.. What then?
My Inaugural Address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions!
At: http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman
Your jaw will drop!