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Ok, Exxon Mobile beats out my entry on Chevron’s profits.

The world’s largest oil company, ExxonMobil, has announced its record-breaking profits for 2005 — $36.13 billion.

That is the largest profit ever recorded in the history of American capitalism.

Again.

That is the largest profit ever recorded in the history of American capitalism.

ExxonMobil uses its billions to sabotage efforts to slow global warming and to lobby Congress in support of drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and off of America’s majestic coasts. Instead, ExxonMobil should invest in energy efficiency and renewable energy, such as wind and solar power.

Watch True Majority’s wee movie “Exxon Toasts the Planet,” and then send a message from the page to the new CEO, Rex Tillerson.

Match in the gas tank. Boom-boom.