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February 16th, 2006 at 8:25 pm

Opossum in Yard


Opposum - Originally uploaded by mountainpath2001.

I was just outside and heard something rustling in the leaves in the back yard. Grabbed a flashlight, and went to investigate. It was an opposum, bigger than the one above.

Every once in a while, I find an opposum out on the deck eating cat food. Normally there is a mutual I’m-eating-leave-me-alone policy between the ‘possum and the cats.

Usually it scurries off into the fig tree and pretends I don’t see it. It will hang around for a while if I talk to it (quit yer laughing). You have to respect the only North American marsupial; its ancestors were stealing food from dinosaur backyards millions of years ago. It has thumb-like structures on its back feet, and a decent prehensile tail. The white face is striking against the gray fur. And, get this - not only does the female have two uteri, but the male has a double-pronger to match. Humans, dogs and big owl are its only real predators, and it will eat practically anything. I’m always fascinated by the froglike webby hands. Even with few real defenses, it is a true survivor. Still - it’s a very strange creature.

Tonight this one looked right at me with bared teeth, moving its head from side to side like a cow, and growled at me in a very odd and menacing manner. I wondered for a moment if it might be rabid - but rabies is extremely rare in ‘possums. I didn’t get too close. Little One and Zoom (the cats) didn’t seem at all perturbed. The possum held its ground. I wonder whether it might have stashed some food under the leaves or something like that.

It wasn’t quite frightened enough to "play possum" by feigning death.

After watching it for five minutes or so while with the flashlight lowered, I came back inside. A bit later, it was gone.

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  • carrieNo Gravatar
    10:34 pm on February 16th, 2006 1

    cool. we have raccoons and skunks around here.

  • JollyRogerNo Gravatar
    12:49 am on February 17th, 2006 2

    Once, awhile back, I heard what I thought was knocking at my front door.

    So I went up and looked out the window. Nothing. Well now I was completely curious, so I opened the front door a crack.

    A possum immediately tried to shove his way through the crack. I said “wait here a minute” and pulled the door shut, pissing the possum off.

    While he banged on the door, I went and got my rifle, loaded it, put one in the chamber. Went back, opened the door a crack, placed the muzzle on the head of my unwanted guest, and pulled the trigger.

    To this day, I don’t know if the possum was rabid or not-they are such aggressive creatures by nature, it’s impossible to tell.

  • LNo Gravatar
    8:17 pm on February 20th, 2006 3

    a double-pronger? wow

    Opossums really creep me out– they’re so aggressive

 

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