In case you don’t have enough money to buy me a Lego Star Wars Darth Vader for Christmas, Daddy can get it for you.
– This one today, July 10
Thank you Mommy! I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. And so I love you too.
On Tuesday, you said on Friday we’d go to the store. It’s Friday. When are we leaving?
I think I have a few pebbles on my chin, but I don’t want you to squeeze them.
I’ve decided what I’m going to be when I grow up. A king.
When me and my wife have some children, would you like to visit us?
Not eleven seconds, Mommy. I can hold my breath under the water for a whole twelve seconds.
I wish Superman was real, not pretend.
– After seeing the movie Superman Returns. (Me too, Ben, me too.)
(Ben is six.)