More Benisms
In case you don’t have enough money to buy me a Lego Star Wars Darth Vader for Christmas, Daddy can get it for you.
– This one today, July 10
Thank you Mommy! I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. And so I love you too.
On Tuesday, you said on Friday we’d go to the store. It’s Friday. When are we leaving?
I think I have a few pebbles on my chin, but I don’t want you to squeeze them.
I’ve decided what I’m going to be when I grow up. A king.
When me and my wife have some children, would you like to visit us?
Not eleven seconds, Mommy. I can hold my breath under the water for a whole twelve seconds.
I wish Superman was real, not pretend.
– After seeing the movie Superman Returns. (Me too, Ben, me too.)
(Ben is six.)
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Rosei Says:
He is really the cutest thing on Earth!! Congratulations!
Posted on July 10th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Lois Says:
I love that first one. . . ah, admittedly it’s also because he has great taste in fictional characters!! LOL
Lois
Posted on July 11th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Lord Matt Says:
Somewhere in this world is my little six year old. Things like this remind me how much I miss him. I wish I knew where he is. It’s his birthday soon.
Posted on July 12th, 2006 at 8:36 am
Mary Says:
How adorable, I have one you may enjoy, especially since it concerns religion,from my oldest (now 16) when he was about Ben’s age, “God is like a Policeman, he is always there to help you”!
Posted on July 14th, 2006 at 8:13 am
Mr. HK Says:
AAaaaaaaaaaw!
Posted on July 17th, 2006 at 11:20 am