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Speaking of Jung (see last post), have you ever paid attention to those odd groups of coincidences, the ones that cluster together in uncanny ways? If you were prone to magical thinking, you might think that the universe was trying to send you a message. Given quantum realities, maybe that’s not so far-fetched after all.

I stumbled upon this humorous piece just after going through my job search file. Doubly funny because I am almost tempted…

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Herbert A. Millington
Chair – Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen