Comments on: JW Humor

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:10:12 +0000

Most of your jokes are funny. But one i have issue with.

But being formerly a JW i will say that my Bible knowledge is superior to most, even though i have had only 12 years of public education and no seminary training. W

With some very simple research tools (strongs, vines ect.., ) i can answer most any question and speak authoritatively about greek and hebrew words ( this was all taught to me by the Jehovah’s Witnesses). I know most bible passages. They taught me alot.

They are good people who are sincerely trying to worship God. They love people, . Do you think it is easy for them? What do you think would motivate someone to visit you like that? Sure, they believe you are going to be destroyed shortly, but at least they are out there trying to help you instead of just letting you rot. Would you do the same?

By: ed

ed — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:51:20 +0000

A man met a vampire on the road,

Trying to scare the vampire off, He flashed his rosary cross.

The vampire grinned and said, hehe i’m not afraid of the cross I am studying with a JW and I learned its not true.

A JW ! screamed the man in panic, well in that case you should not bite me! JW’s don’t eat blood!!!

The vampire laughed.

We haven’t studied that yet!

By: Feedback on JW Jokes | VirusHead

Feedback on JW Jokes | VirusHead — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:37:47 +0000

[...] an ex-JW who has since become a pagan because the beliefs make more sense to me. I found the humour about JW’s on your site refreshing and amusing as I left three years ago and have consequently not heard from [...]

By: leslie s.

leslie s. — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:15:26 +0000

in response to how many JWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

-Undecided. But I’m sure we’ll be seeing an article soon in the Awake! as to whether or not screwing a light blub is a disfellowshipping offense!

By: Maria Zearing

Maria Zearing — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:13:53 +0000

I can’t believe no one has heard this one and sent it to you. I grew up going door to door.

“Q. Why are JW girls so flat chested? A. with a small push to the chest”Get off the porch!”

By: VirusHead

VirusHead — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 14:49:04 +0000

Good ones! Thank you.

“Stuck to your screen door” hee-hee – That would be a great cartoon….

By: Pastor Doug Brate

Pastor Doug Brate — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:07:00 +0000

I heard this joke when I was a young JW on Johnny Carson Im not sure who the comedian was it was the late eigties Im not sure if you have heard it or not “I went to a Jehovahs Witnesses funeral the other day…I didnt really want to but they came to my door” (rim shot) Also I remember one that went ” Do you know how to tell when it is really cold outside? You open your door to find a JW stuck to your storm door