VirusHead - Mutating bits of contagious discourse, because language is a virus.

In case you don’t have enough money to buy me a Lego Star Wars Darth Vader for Christmas, Daddy can get it for you.
– This one today, July 10
Thank you Mommy! I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. And so I love you too.
On Tuesday, you said on Friday we’d go to the store. It’s [...]

“The tooth fairy must have really liked that tooth.”
“The only states I know are Georgia, Florida, Texas, Mexico and Japan.”
“When I’m a man, and you and Daddy are still alive, would you give me some money?”