VirusHead - Mutating bits of contagious discourse, because language is a virus.

I have been had. I am furious, but that’s nothing next to what I am fully expecting to receive from friends, family, and professional colleagues. ARRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Please disregard any invitation from Quechup - from me or anyone else.
I was invited to this networking site by a friend. You can see on the right-hand menu that [...]

One of my relatives sent me one of those email thingies intended to sway you into some sort of feeling or other. It was about the signers of the Declaration of Independence, and what happened to them.
“Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. Twelve had [...]