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Political comedy email making the rounds…
“Thank you for calling the White House switchboard. Our new voice activated system will help direct you to the proper office.”
“If you are calling to complain about the mishandling of the war in Iraq, press one.”
“If you are calling to complain about the abuse of prisoners and the White House’s [...]

The satirists are at work already. The court jesters tell truth to King George.
Responding to Hurricane Katrina: President’s Remarks Announcing Extremely Belated Launch of “Operation Bureaucratic Clusterf**k” - whitehouse.org
In The Wake Of Hurricane Katrina, George W. Bush Addresses Trent Lotts Loss - Unconfirmed Sources
President Bush To Survey New Orleans Destruction Using Google Earth - The [...]

Dear President Clinton,
I have always respected you, but I am disappointed with you today. Please stop ministering to King George. This country needs you in a completely different way. You can still be a leader. By the way, this buddying up isn’t helping Hillary’s chances for a presidential run, believe me. You can’t be all [...]

My heart goes out to all of the people who have lost so much. It’s not just New Orleans. In addition to Louisiana, the states of Florida, Alabama, and Mississippi were all hit by the hurricane. We got nasty storms and tornados even here in Georgia.
Hang tight, grab a hand, take what comfort that [...]