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No kidding. Hell is open for business.
Of course, “hell” is not the best translation of “L’Enfer.” “Inferno” would be better, but Hell rings about right (if you would excuse the pun) for much of the current American audience .
[Aside: Have you ever looking into the meaning of "Lucifer"? Light-bearer, god of light, Venus, the [...]

“You know what I’m gonna tell those Jews when I get to Israel, don’t you Herman?” a then Governor George W. Bush allegedly asked a reporter for the Austin American-Statesman. When the journalist, Ken Herman, replied that he did not know, Bush reportedly delivered the punch line: “I’m telling ‘em they’re all going to hell.”
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Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 40%

Sloth: 40%

Wrath: 40%

Envy: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Greed: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 20%

You’ll die while in the throws (common mistake) throes of passion - the best way to go.

How Sinful Are You?
I would have put pride and wrath above sloth, probably. Might be a reflection of my lazy mood today…