A very spiritual, devout and holy priest dies and is immediately swept up to heaven.
St. Peter greets him at the Pearly Gates, and says, “Hello, Father, we’ve been waiting for you for a
long time. Welcome to Heaven! You are very well known here, and as a special reward, because you are such a spiritual and [...]
The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street is not just an athlete - she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.
However, she is no longer permitted to answer the hospital telephones.
It just caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say… Picabo, I.C.U.
(thanks to [...]
Dear Friends and Relatives:
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument to George W. Bush.
We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, DC [...]
Overly-true joke of the day:
What’s worse than a wolf in sheep’s clothing?
A wolf in shepard’s clothing.
And all the sheeple, too.
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have [...]
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