“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’”
–from Monty Python and The Holy Grail

“Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.”
– William Gladstone (4-time Prime Minister of Great Britain)