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		<title>Ne Me Quitte Pas: Song for a Melancholy Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re wanting to really enjoy some melancholia, and you&#8217;re a hopeless romantic like myself, it&#8217;s hard to beat &#8220;Ne Me Quitte Pas&#8221; by the Flemish/Belgian/French <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Brel">Jacques Brel</a>. It&#8217;s the number one song on my self-pity list. </p>
<p>My friend Hayley reminded me of the song recently on Facebook. I hadn&#8217;t realized how awful the English translations and revisionings have been until my other friend <a href="http://www.dotroseart.com/">Dot</a> pointed it out. My French isn&#8217;t that great.</p>
<p>The first time I heard the song was as a child. My mom had a Rod McKuen album, and I loved that song &#8211; until I heard Brel&#8217;s original. Now I can&#8217;t stand to listen McKuen&#8217;s song. The bombastic style reminds me too much of Frank Sinatra, and that presentation misses everything. An impressive list of other artists have covered the song in a number of different languages. It might be fun sometime compare them all &#8211; in the style of bible concordances &#8211; but first I want to listen. I trust my ear and spirit more than I do my thoughts.</p>
<p>Dot directed me to another subtitled video that is closer to the original meaning:<br />
<a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18038_jacques-brel-ne-me-quitte-pas-1959_music">http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18038_jacques-brel-ne-me-quitte-pas- 1959_music</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Don&#8217;t go way from me<br />
We must forget<br />
All can be forgotten<br />
that&#8217;s gone by already<br />
Forget the times<br />
of misunderstandings<br />
The time lost<br />
in figuring out how<br />
Forget those hours that<br />
sometimes killed<br />
- with blows of why -<br />
the heart of happiness<br />
Don&#8217;t go way from me (4x)</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t go way from me<br />
I will bring you pearls of rain<br />
from countries<br />
where it doesn&#8217;t rain<br />
I will dig up the earth<br />
until after my death<br />
to cover your body<br />
with gold and light<br />
I will create for you a realm<br />
where love is king<br />
where love is law<br />
and you will be queen<br />
Don&#8217;t go way from me (4x)</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t go way from me<br />
I will invent for you<br />
nonsense words<br />
which you&#8217;ll understand<br />
I will tell you of these lovers<br />
who saw their hearts<br />
set ablaze twice<br />
I will tell you of a king<br />
who died from not being able<br />
to meet you<br />
Don&#8217;t go way from me (4x)</p>
<p>Often you see the flame<br />
of an ancient volcano<br />
thought to be too old<br />
There are, it seems,<br />
burnt out lands that give<br />
better wheat than<br />
the best April<br />
And when night comes<br />
to light up the sky<br />
the red and the black<br />
don&#8217;t they marry?<br />
Don&#8217;t go way from me (4x)</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t go way from me<br />
I won&#8217;t cry anymore<br />
I won&#8217;t speak anymore<br />
I&#8217;ll hide there<br />
To watch you dance and smile<br />
Listen to you sing and laugh<br />
Let me become<br />
the shadow of your shadow<br />
shadow of your hand<br />
shadow of your dog..<br />
Don&#8217;t go way from me (4x)</p></blockquote>
<p>On a board at <a href="http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858531418/">songmeanings.com</a>, I found another translation that I liked as well.</p>
<blockquote><p>Do not leave me.<br />
One must forget<br />
that which is bygone.<br />
Everything can be forgotten -<br />
Forget the instances<br />
of misunderstandings<br />
and of the moments lost.<br />
Knowing how to<br />
forget the hours<br />
that sometimes killed<br />
the very heart of happiness<br />
- with all their Why&#8217;s.<br />
Do not leave me. (4x)</p>
<p>I will offer you<br />
pearls made of raindrops,<br />
found in countries where it never rains.<br />
I will traverse the Earth,<br />
until after I&#8217;m gone,<br />
only to cover your body<br />
with gold and with sunlight.<br />
I will establish a kingdom<br />
where Love will be king,<br />
where Love will rule,<br />
and you will be Queen.<br />
Do not leave me. (4x)</p>
<p>Do not leave me.<br />
I will invent for you<br />
nonsensical words<br />
which only you will understand.<br />
I will tell you stories<br />
about the lovers<br />
whose hearts have been<br />
twice ablaze,<br />
and of that king<br />
who died for not having met you.<br />
Do not leave me.</p>
<p>One has often seen<br />
a fire erupting<br />
out an ancient volcano,<br />
thought to be extinct.<br />
And it seems<br />
that a scorched earth<br />
could give more wheat<br />
than in the best of springs.<br />
And when the evening falls<br />
do the red and the black not unite<br />
in order for sky to be set aflame?<br />
Do not leave me.</p>
<p>Do not leave me.<br />
I will no longer cry.<br />
I will no longer talk.<br />
I will just hide where<br />
I can look at you<br />
dance and smile,<br />
and listen to you<br />
sing and then laugh.<br />
Let me become<br />
the shadow of your shadow<br />
the shadow of your hand<br />
the shadow of your dog.<br />
Do not leave me. (4x) </p></blockquote>
<p>Still, even with my shaky French, there is nothing that captures the very sound and texture of the original lyrics, especially if you listen rather than watch (Monsieur Brel sweats a lot). Here they are:</p>
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<blockquote><p>Ne Me Quitte Pas</p>
<p>Ne me quitte pas<br />
Il faut oublier<br />
Tout peut s&#8217;oublier<br />
Qui s&#8217;enfuit deja<br />
Oublier le temps<br />
Des malentendus<br />
Et le temps perdu<br />
A savoir comment<br />
Oublier ces heures<br />
Qui tuaient parfois<br />
A coups de pourquoi<br />
Le coeur du bonheure<br />
Ne me quitte pas (4x)</p>
<p>Moi je t&#8217;offrirai<br />
Des perles du pluie<br />
Venues de pays<br />
Ou il ne pleut pas<br />
Je creuserai la terre<br />
Jusqu&#8217;apres ma mort<br />
Pour couvrir ton corps<br />
D&#8217;or et de lumiere<br />
Je ferai un domaine<br />
Ou l&#8217;amour sera roi<br />
Ou l&#8217;amour sera loi<br />
Ou tu seras reine<br />
Ne me quitte pas (4x)</p>
<p>Ne me quitte pas<br />
Je t&#8217;inventerai<br />
Des mots insensés<br />
Que tu comprendras<br />
Je te parlerai<br />
De ces amants là<br />
Qui ont vu deux fois<br />
Leurs coeurs s&#8217;embraser<br />
Je te racont&#8217;rai<br />
L&#8217;histoire de ce roi<br />
Mort de n&#8217;avoir pas<br />
Pu te rencontrer<br />
Ne me quitte pas (4x)</p>
<p>On a vu souvent<br />
Rejaillir le feu<br />
De l&#8217;ancien volcan<br />
Qu&#8217;on croyait trop vieux<br />
Il est paraît-il<br />
Des terres brûlées<br />
Donnant plus de blé<br />
Qu&#8217;un meilleur avril<br />
Et quand vient le soir<br />
Pour qu&#8217;un ciel flamboie<br />
Le rouge et le noir<br />
Ne s&#8217;épousent-ils pas<br />
Ne me quitte pas<br />
Ne me quitte pas<br />
Ne me quitte pas<br />
Ne me quitte pas </p>
<p>Ne me quitte pas<br />
Je ne veux plus pleurer<br />
Je ne veux plus parler<br />
Je me cacherai là<br />
A te regarder<br />
Danser et sourire<br />
Et à t&#8217;écouter<br />
Chanter et puis rire<br />
Laisse-moi devenir<br />
L&#8217;ombre de ton ombre<br />
L&#8217;ombre de ta main<br />
L&#8217;ombre de ton chien<br />
Ne me quitte pas<br />
Ne me quitte pas<br />
Ne me quitte pas<br />
Ne me quitte pas </p></blockquote>
<p>And &#8211; don&#8217;t miss Nina Simone&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Poem: The Vine</title>
		<link>http://www.virushead.net/vhrandom/2008/07/08/poem-the-vine</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Vine</strong> &#8212; A V<small>irus</small>H<small>ead Poem</small></p>
<p><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/48165069@N00/216341826" title="grapes"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/216341826_3e4434d98b_m.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>All this talk of trees, on and on for the phallic market<br />
Strategies of an oily snake for leafage sales (once his hanging<br />
Globulars were taken). Sublime awareness must be more<br />
Than a petty lesson from a parent uncomfortable<br />
With the shape of fruition, death more complex<br />
Than effect catalyzed by theft of figgish &#8216;apple&#8217;, or &#8230;<br />
Lest we ruin another ancient secret, the swords still whirl.<br />
But there was a gift, a scion, benevolent mutation,<br />
An ancient cousin, less fond of the veil game,<br />
Connections ‘r us – in moderation, not that there’s anything<br />
Wrong with that. Playfully, the vine invites us:</p>
<p>‘Yes. Take, eat, suckle, nibble, drink’ &#8211; a homeopathic dose –<br />
The measured amount that nourishes just enough,<br />
(Just barely enough) on the wastes of flesh, for the new<br />
Sinuous snake of wordflesh to spread, and<br />
Not to burn. Note the nice black snakeskin cover.<br />
What is good? What is evil? Forget fruits, we have<br />
The BOOK. Stroke it. Hold it in your hand. Yes, it’s a fetish.<br />
No fast-talker, this, but a breed of medusa. Don’t look!<br />
Or not so closely that you get lost, but turn a mirror back<br />
On the endless reflexivity. There is a back door.</p>
<p>A glimpse we have, and still unguarded,<br />
A taste of the kiss of <em>veritas</em>.  Glory seed, it waits<br />
In cold confining, firmly packed and heavy,<br />
Odorous manure of word, tradition, interpretation,<br />
Community’s spores – embedded soldiers –<br />
Shovel it, and spread thick muddy mundacity, while busy<br />
Microbial servants work endlessly, and so, so fruitlessly,<br />
To keep things clean. But they can’t stop it.<br />
Reaching out, tendrils wisp and unfurl – beauty!<br />
Out of the pungent darkness, a tiny finger<br />
Crawls out of its tunnel and is born into the light. Free but rooted,<br />
Held but yearning, the spirit of the vine.<br />
Was there ever a more pleasing green?</p>
<p>Though it would, the vine cannot touch the sky.<br />
It must – at its limit – extend horizontally, like<br />
The famous crossbeam on the hill. Infected by the spirit,<br />
You are, but the blood of it might not be what you expected.<br />
Watch out for stomping peasants.<br />
Rambling through the billion intersections<br />
Of light and darkness and twilight and moonrise,<br />
Absorbing rain and glare and breezy accidents<br />
Of hills state and province, all with vineyard care<br />
into a shimmering feedback loop, it forms<br />
An eternal recurrence, the golden mean in fractal path,<br />
Perfect, perfect imperfection. Like the face of<br />
The lover, experience marking the quality<br />
Of the vintage, the bouquet… the aftertaste.</p>
<p>The very sunlight is touched, and lovers<br />
Everywhere feel it, as they lie intertwined<br />
With and around and within each other<br />
Under the bluer sky. You might not like<br />
The hoofed Dancer, but those pipes were jazz.<br />
Rhythm and melodic joy brought them up to<br />
Dance and love and feel the world worlding,<br />
Silly, erotic, full of life – even violent -<br />
Just as (un)truthful, maybe (un)lying.<br />
But some still choose to whisper “die”<br />
Painting nature’s music the devil, the adversary,<br />
Only to find themselves pulled by karma’s trowel,<br />
Just dour weeds, withering now so close<br />
Touching close, to the vibrancy<br />
Of what they refused to know<br />
While they lived by the scythe.</p>
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		<title>Virus of the Mind</title>
		<link>http://www.virushead.net/vhrandom/2007/09/12/virus-of-the-mind</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, no&#8230; I completely missed this song by Heather Nova. </p>
<p>It would have been great to have had &#8220;Virus of the Mind&#8221; for the <a href="http://www.virushead.net/vhrandom/2004/08/02/got-the-phd-today/">dissertation</a>&#8230;.</p>
<p><p><a href="http://www.virushead.net/vhrandom/2007/09/12/virus-of-the-mind">Click to view video</a></p></center></p>
<blockquote><p>HEATHER NOVA<br />
South 2001<br />
Virus of The Mind</p>
<p>Well I was watching this talk show the other day<br />
And on it there was this guy and he was saying<br />
When you let other people tell you what&#8217;s right<br />
When you leave your instinct and your own truth behind he said<br />
That&#8217;s a virus of the mind. that&#8217;s a virus of the mind<br />
I guess it&#8217;s kind of like losing your sight; for a<br />
Second you think that they might be right, and it<br />
Feeds the doubts you have inside, and it<br />
Almost starts to feel like a crime<br />
To follow your own rhythm and rhyme</p>
<p>Yeah I&#8217;m pretty happy living in my own sweet time I&#8217;m pretty happy<br />
And I don&#8217;t need your virus of the mind</p>
<p>Well I went to this party thing last night<br />
A lot of people I hadn&#8217;t seen in a long time<br />
And they wanted to know about my life,<br />
But making me feel like it wasn&#8217;t quite right<br />
Like where&#8217;s your kids and where&#8217;s your car?<br />
I said I don&#8217;t have either but I have a guitar<br />
And I ended up feeling like I was a freak<br />
So I found some wine and something to eat<br />
And I talked to a dog to pass the time<br />
Told myself I&#8217;m doing fine,<br />
It&#8217;s just a virus of the mind<br />
It&#8217;s just a virus of the mind</p>
<p>Yeah I&#8217;m pretty happy living in my own sweet time I&#8217;m pretty happy<br />
And I don&#8217;t need your virus of the mind</p>
<p>It&#8217;s in the deep of your soul<br />
It&#8217;s on the tip of your tongue<br />
It&#8217;s the feeling you get when you feel young<br />
It&#8217;s in the sound of the beat<br />
It&#8217;s in the base of your spine<br />
It&#8217;s in your gut reaction, yeah every time<br />
But they tell you what you should have,<br />
They tell you who you should be<br />
It&#8217;s in the pictures and ads and in the magazines<br />
I&#8217;m kicking it off like a bug in the breeze<br />
&#8217;cause is anyone out there inside me?<br />
I said is anyone out there inside me?<br />
I say is anyone?</p></blockquote>
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		<title>VirusHead Project Playlist</title>
		<link>http://www.virushead.net/vhrandom/2007/09/09/virushead-project-playlist</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 19:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I discovered a very fun application at my <a href="http://www.myspace.com/purrsonsplace">cousin Kim&#8217;s MySpace page</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.projectplaylist.com/">Project Playlist</a> allows you to search for mp3s and create a playlist. You can post the code anywhere you like. I&#8217;ve got it on the <a href="http://www.myspace.com/virushead ">VirusHead MySpace</a> page too. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=542205116">Facebook</a> even has an application add for it. </p>
<p>Thanks Kim!</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s my current playlist. I&#8217;ve got it set to randomize, but not to auto-play. You have some choice in the colors, too.</p>
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		<title>Human Body Hacks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 15:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VirusHead</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Tips and tricks for those moments when your body is bugging you.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>Sinus Congestion?</strong> &#8211; Relieve sinus pressure by alternately thrusting your tongue against the roof of your mouth, then pressing between your eyebrows with one finger. You may look like Felix Unger, but the motion loosens congestion by making the vomer bone rock back and forth. This bone runs from the nasal passages to the mouth. After about 20 seconds, you&#8217;ll feel your sinuses start to drain. (Here&#8217;s another one that works for me: Get some Swiss Kriss, a laxative tea. Don&#8217;t drink it, but boil some in a pot of water. Being careful not to burn yourself, breathe in the scented steam. Side benefit: it empties your pores too &#8211; a great, cheap facial.)</li>
<li><strong>Toothache?</strong> &#8211; If you can&#8217;t get in to see the dentist right away, rub ice on the V-shaped webbed area between your thumb and index finger on the back of your hand. The nerve pathways at the base of that V stimulate an area of the brain that blocks pain signals from the face and hands. If you don&#8217;t have ice, you can rub that area too &#8211; if it hurts just a little, you&#8217;re doing it right. Adding ice to the mix reduces toothache pain by as much as 50 percent more.
<li><strong>Tickle in your Throat?</strong> &#8211; Play with your ears or clean out that ear wax. When the nerves in the ear are stimulated, it creates a reflex action in the throat. This can cause a muscle spasm that relieves the tickle.</li>
<li><strong>Burned your Hand?</strong> &#8211; If you singe the skin on your hand, clean the skin and apply light pressure with the finger pads of the other hand. Ice will relieve your pain more quickly, but this method might prevent blistering because it brings the burned skin back to a normal temperature.
<li><strong>Can&#8217;t Hear That?</strong> &#8211; Lean in with the correct ear. Your left ear is better at picking up music. Lean in with the right ear to hear that mumbler friend of yours &#8211; it&#8217;s better at following the rapid rhythms of speech.</li>
<li><strong>Gotta Go?</strong> Fantasize. Thinking about sex preoccupies your brain, so you won&#8217;t feel as much discomfort if you&#8217;ve gotta pee. For various reasons, this probably works better for men. Women can also vigorously scratch or rub the back of your leg for a few moments &#8211; you may interrupt the message from your bladder to your brain just long enough for you to make it to the toilet. Well, it&#8217;s better than the old grab-your-crotch method.</li>
<li><strong>Heart Racing Jitters?</strong>- Blow on your thumb. The vagus nerve, which governs heart rate, can be controlled through breathing. It&#8217;s a variation of &#8220;stop and take three slow, deep breaths.&#8221; </li>
<li><strong>Relief for sudden pain</strong> &#8211; Coughing during an injection can lessen the pain of the needle stick. It causes a sudden, temporary rise in pressure in the chest and spinal canal, inhibiting the pain-conducting structures of the spinal cord. Um, don&#8217;t try this at the dentist.</li>
<li><strong>Dinner Repeating?</strong> &#8211; Sleep on your left side and you&#8217;ll be less likely to suffer from acid reflux. The esophagus and stomach connect at an angle. When you sleep on your right, the stomach is higher than the esophagus, allowing food and stomach acid to slide up your throat. When you&#8217;re on your left, the stomach is lower than the esophagus, so gravity works for you.</li>
<li><strong>Dizzy?</strong> &#8211; If you had a bit too much to drink, put your hand on something stable. The cupula (the part of your ear responsible for balance) floats in a fluid of the same density as blood, but rises as alcohol dilutes blood. Give your brain a second opinion on where to find grounding, using the sensitive nerve endings of your fingers. You&#8217;ll feel more in balance this way than by putting your foot on the floor.</li>
<li><strong>Stitch in your side?</strong> &#8211; Exhale as your left foot hits the ground. Most runners exhale as the right foot hits the ground, which puts downward pressure on the liver. This tugs at the diaphragm, causing a stitch. I guess you&#8217;re out of luck if you get stitches on the left side.</li>
<li><strong>Nose bleed?</strong> &#8211; Put some cotton on your upper gums &#8212; just behind that small dent below your nose &#8212; and press against it, hard. If your nose bleed comes, like most, from the front of the septum (the cartilage wall that divides the nose), this will work.</li>
<li><strong>Ice Cream Headache?</strong> &#8211; Press your tongue flat against the roof of your mouth, covering as much as you can. The more pressure you use, the faster that headache will go away. Because your mouth is cold, your brain thinks that your body is freezing. It compensates by overheating &#8211; causing the ice-cream headache.</li>
<li><strong>Tingly Hands?</strong> &#8211; Rock your head from side to side. In less than a minute, the pins and needles will be gone. Loosening your neck muscles relieves compression in the bundle of nerves in your neck. If your feet or legs are tingling, you&#8217;ll just have to get up and walk around.</li>
<li><strong>Strengthen Your Vision</strong></strong> &#8211; Every few hours during the day, close your eyes, tense your body, take a deep breath, and, after a few seconds, release your breath and muscles at the same time. Tightening and releasing major muscle groups can trick involuntary muscles &#8211; like the eyes &#8211; into relaxing as well. It&#8217;s good for stress too. Try a long body stretch with your eyes closed. You can also help prevent eye strain by exercising your eyes &#8211; if you stare at a computer screen all day, make sure to focus on something far away every so often. Play with depth of field.</li>
<li><strong>Know When to Fold &#8216;em</strong> &#8211; Have someone hold one arm straight out to the side, palm down, and instruct him to maintain this position. Then place two fingers on his wrist and push down. He&#8217;ll resist. Now have him put one foot on a surface that&#8217;s a half inch higher (a few magazines) and repeat. This time his arm will cave. By misaligning his hips, you&#8217;ve offset his spine. Your brain senses that the spine is vulnerable, so it shuts down the body&#8217;s ability to resist. Now, how to get a burgler to put one foot on some magazines&#8230;</li>
<li><strong>Just Got to Remember This</strong> &#8211; Giving a speech? Going to an interview? Meeting the complicated in-laws? Review what you need to remember before you go to sleep. Anything you read right before bed is more likely to be encoded as long-term memory. Right, so I&#8217;ve got thousands of novels burned into my brain. I have always read non-fiction in the daytime and fiction at night &#8211; guess I should have done the other way around. People given a mathematical problem before they went to bed had higher chances of solving it the next morning, too. Experiment to see if the morning brings your solutions to you. Think carefully about the problem before going to sleep, then let it go &#8211; and let your brain work on it while you get some rest.</li>
<li><strong>Need a creative solution?</strong> Free your mind. Get out of the box &#8211; in all ways. Maybe you should take a little walk to the church on the corner. People tend to think more freely and abstractly in rooms with higher ceilings, and tend toward more detail-oriented specifics in more confined rooms with lower ceilings. So if you&#8217;re in a high-ceiling loft trying to do some accounting, you might want to cocoon? I&#8217;m going to refrain from further comment on this today (ex-JWs take note), except just to invoke the word &#8220;mountains.&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>Mood Hack</strong> &#8211; Let your thoughts and emotions be whatever they are, but play with the focus of your attention. You ignore almost all sensations and perceptions most of the time. Give your little toes the gift of your attention for a moment &#8211; wiggle them. Move your focus through your body, and especially notice your breathing. When you focus on it, your breathing automatically slows down and you breathe more deeply. Spend a few minutes moving your focus around through your toes and up to your head. Scrunch up your face. Smile. Stretch. Focus on the sensations you feel. Then focus on different aspects of and objects in your immediate environment. Try it. You&#8217;ll like it.</li>
</ul>
<p>From <a href="http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&#038;channel=health&#038;category=other.diseases.ailments&#038;conitem=98f183b403517010VgnVCM200000cee793cd____&#038;page=0&#038;pageLocation=true&#038;print=true&#038;url=http://www.menshealth.c">Men&#8217;s Health</a> and <a href="http://lifehacker.com/software/lifehacker-top-10/top-10-body-hacks-257746.php">LifeHacker</a>. The last one is mine, from lots of sources that I couldn&#8217;t possibly trace today.</p>
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