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This quiz has some great possibilities… comment and tell me your own historical lunatic!
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
You are Joshua Abraham Norton, first and only Emperor of the United States of America!
Born in England sometime in the second decade of the nineteenth century, you carved a notable business [...]

Your Pilgrim Name Is

Mercy Moore

What’s Your Pilgrim Name?

Your French Name is:

Papillon Barre

What’s Your French Name?

Your Hillbilly Name Is…

Lil’ Pearl Western

Hillbilly Name Generator

Your Japanese Name Is…

Sakiko Nakamura

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Your Rapper Name Is…

DJ Millionaire

What’s Your Rapper Name?

Your Pimp Name Is…

Auntie Big Spenda

What’s Your Pimp Name?

Exotic Dancer Name Is…

Skye

Exotic Dancer Name Generator

Your Adult Film Star Name Is…

Spanky [...]

What Kind of Reader Are You?
Your Result: Dedicated Reader
You are always trying to find the time to get back to your book. You are convinced that the world would be a much better place if only everyone read more.
Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm: 74%
Literate Good Citizen: 65%
Book Snob: 50%
Fad Reader: 8%
Non-Reader: 0%
What Kind of Reader Are You?
(thanks to [...]

My Liberal Identity:
You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.
Take the quiz at www.FightConservatives.com
(thanks to Michael at Discourse.net)

I usually enjoy taking the tests at Tickle, but this is the last one I’ll do, I think. They have gotten too aggressive with the Focalex ads, requiring several pages of skipping before you can take the test. There’s even an ad when you’re done. Also, they don’t provide html to post the results.
I’m always [...]

My friend Nicolae sent me a link to this Candidate Selector at VAJoe.
The results were a little surprising. Comment if you find other tools like this. I’d like to compare.
Your Top Match
Former Alaska Senator Mike Gravel (D) 95.00% match
You are number 1,172,008 to use the Candidate Calculator.
Your Other Top Matches
Ohio Representative Dennis Kucinich (D) [...]

Which Elemental Goddess are you?

Fire Goddess!Take this quiz!

(Thanks to Ranting From Beyond)