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The Washington Post Style Invitational contest asked readers to submit “instructions” for something (anything), written in the style of a famous person. The winning entry was “The Hokey Pokey” as written by W. Shakespeare:
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal [...]

tagged ~ I’m it. Ethereal Girl has tagged me for this meme. Of course, I’m way behind and just today found it!
1. What were three of the stupidest things you have done in your life?
I could have gone to Oxford for a summer of Shakespeare, but I stayed in the States because my boyfriend “would [...]