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Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 40%

Sloth: 40%

Wrath: 40%

Envy: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Greed: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 20%

You’ll die while in the throws (common mistake) throes of passion - the best way to go.

How Sinful Are You?
I would have put pride and wrath above sloth, probably. Might be a reflection of my lazy mood today…

Cast your countenance upward to the light, and lift your eyes to the hills, that I may more easily wash you off.