VirusHead - Mutating bits of contagious discourse, because language is a virus.

Either way you interpret “WTF,” it was my first thought this morning.
“Do you smell a wood fire?”
“Is our house on fire?”
“Where’s the fire?”
“WTF??!?!?!”
The whole backyard was full of smoke. I went outside, and couldn’t find the cause.
I turned on the news. Weather report: Hazy, sunny, and smoky. Yeah, and? Only in Georgia would they simply [...]

There’s a lot of back and forth about charging Americans for transport out of Lebanon, but here’s a more interesting question.
Why is the U.S. chartering civilian ships to transport Americans out of Lebanon anyway? XPatriated Texan is “really teed-off”:
When I was serving, we always had a “Gator fleet” - a battle group ready to conduct [...]