{"id":1021,"date":"2006-01-29T13:05:29","date_gmt":"2006-01-29T17:05:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2006\/01\/29\/gandhi-punny\/"},"modified":"2011-03-19T11:08:49","modified_gmt":"2011-03-19T15:08:49","slug":"gandhi-punny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2006\/01\/gandhi-punny\/","title":{"rendered":"Gandhi Punny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Mahatma) Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. <\/p>\n<p>He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. <\/p>\n<p>And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, he was known as&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Wait for it&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I just love word play&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.<\/p>\n<p>(In case you don&#8217;t get it, this is a pun on &#8220;Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=virushead-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=B0002VEPRQ%2526tag=virushead-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/B0002VEPRQ%25253FSubscriptionId=0EMV44A9A5YT1RVDGZ82\" title=\"View product details at Amazon\">Mary Poppins<\/a> [1964])<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=virushead-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=B0002VEPRQ%2526tag=virushead-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/B0002VEPRQ%25253FSubscriptionId=0EMV44A9A5YT1RVDGZ82\" title=\"View product details at Amazon\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/01\/B0002VEPRQ.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg\" alt=\"Mary Poppins (40th Anniversary Edition)\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>(slightly different version of the one at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wayfarersjourney.blogspot.com\/\">A Wayfarer&#8217;s Journey<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Mahatma) Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. Therefore, he was known as&#8230;.. Wait for it&#8230;. I just love word play&#8230;. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. (In case you don&#8217;t get it, this is a pun on &#8220;Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,&#8221; Mary Poppins [1964]) (slightly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2006\/01\/gandhi-punny\/\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-virus-related"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1021"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4012,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1021\/revisions\/4012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}