{"id":1242,"date":"2006-07-10T16:10:24","date_gmt":"2006-07-10T20:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2006\/07\/10\/more-benisms\/"},"modified":"2006-07-11T10:24:49","modified_gmt":"2006-07-11T14:24:49","slug":"more-benisms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2006\/07\/more-benisms\/","title":{"rendered":"More Benisms"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>In case you don&#8217;t have enough money to buy me a Lego Star Wars Darth Vader for Christmas, Daddy can get it for you.<br \/>\n&#8212; This one today, July 10<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Thank you Mommy! I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. And so I love you too.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>On Tuesday, you said on Friday we&#8217;d go to the store. It&#8217;s Friday. When are we leaving?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>I think I have a few pebbles on my chin, but I don&#8217;t want you to squeeze them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;ve decided what I&#8217;m going to be when I grow up. A king.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>When me and my wife have some children, would you like to visit us?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Not <em>eleven<\/em> seconds, Mommy. I can hold my breath under the water for a whole <em>twelve<\/em> seconds.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>I wish Superman was real, not pretend.<br \/>\n&#8212; After seeing the movie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/wb\/supermanreturns\/\">Superman Returns<\/a>. (Me too, Ben, me too.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>(Ben is six.)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you don&#8217;t have enough money to buy me a Lego Star Wars Darth Vader for Christmas, Daddy can get it for you. &#8212; This one today, July 10 Thank you Mommy! I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. And so I love you too. On Tuesday, you said on Friday we&#8217;d go to the store. It&#8217;s Friday. When are we leaving? I think I have a few pebbles on my chin, but I don&#8217;t want you to squeeze&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2006\/07\/more-benisms\/\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,6],"tags":[1152,715,6171,1752,2500,2501,6163],"class_list":["post-1242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mommy-stuff","category-personal","tag-benisms","tag-family","tag-mommy-stuff","tag-funny","tag-kids","tag-mouth-of-babes","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}