{"id":1269,"date":"2006-07-25T23:31:58","date_gmt":"2006-07-26T03:31:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2006\/07\/25\/saxby-chambliss-wants-me\/"},"modified":"2006-07-27T13:38:53","modified_gmt":"2006-07-27T17:38:53","slug":"saxby-chambliss-wants-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2006\/07\/saxby-chambliss-wants-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Saxby Chambliss Says He Wants Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saxby and I correspond quite often, so I feel comfortable thinking of him by his first-name rather than by the whole ducal title  &#8220;Republican Senator of Georgia, Saxby Chambliss.&#8221; I&#8217;ve never known anyone named Saxby before. <\/p>\n<p>His job is to work for me and to protect my interests, as a citizen of Georgia and the United States. I don&#8217;t feel as though I really have that many people working for me, so I take the responsibility very seriously. I write to him often, expressing concerns, laying out arguments, proposing solutions and &#8211; most importantly &#8211; asking him to consider (at least on occasion) using his vote for the common good.  <\/p>\n<p>That man! Sometimes I think he really forgets that he&#8217;s supposed to represent all our interests, not just those of some of us. Sometimes he ignores my correspondence. Sometimes he sends a form letter. On nearly every issue, he votes in just the opposite way from what I had requested (bless his heart). <\/p>\n<p>Men. What can you do? I was really starting to become despondent about our relationship, but then I received a wonderful email from Saxby today &#8211; just after noon. <\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t quote the whole letter, because &#8230; well, it&#8217;s full of the usual, and let&#8217;s just leave it at that. <\/p>\n<p>Amazingly, he has proclaimed his desire for me! He offers himself to me &#8211; forever, and without hesitation! <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Thank you for contacting me with your concerns for S. 2253, a bill to require the Secretary of the Interior to offer the 181 Area of the Gulf of Mexico for oil and gas leasing.  I appreciate hearing from you <strong><em>and want you<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Natural gas prices have been rising &#8230; Blah, blah, blah&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you again for taking the time to contact me.  If you would like to receive timely email alerts regarding the latest congressional actions and my weekly e-newsletter, please sign up via my web site at: www.chambliss.senate.gov.   Please do not hesitate to be in touch if I may ever be of assistance to you.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Saxby Chambliss<br \/>\nUnited States Senate\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>For all that Senator Chambliss says he &#8220;wants me,&#8221; and offers to be there for me (anytime and for ever), it seems he doesn&#8217;t take my requests for assistance very seriously. Our relationship is still very rocky. <\/p>\n<p>But we don&#8217;t <em>really<\/em> have a relationship, do we? Who really gets the benefit of the votes he casts? <\/p>\n<p>Follow the money, girls. Follow the money. <\/p>\n<p>The thing that really hurts my feelings? I&#8217;m <em>already<\/em> on his newsletter list, and he didn&#8217;t even notice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saxby and I correspond quite often, so I feel comfortable thinking of him by his first-name rather than by the whole ducal title &#8220;Republican Senator of Georgia, Saxby Chambliss.&#8221; I&#8217;ve never known anyone named Saxby before. His job is to work for me and to protect my interests, as a citizen of Georgia and the United States. I don&#8217;t feel as though I really have that many people working for me, so I take the responsibility very seriously. 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