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IRC BIBLE<\/a><\/p>\n

This is just too funny – the "original IRC logs to the bible." In case you don’t know, IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat, a system to enable people connected on the internet to engage in live discussions. <\/p>\n

One example of what you can find is the original chat log of Matthew 13<\/a>. <\/p>\n

They also have a shop<\/a> full of ironic religion merchandise like the "I hate leaven!" teeshirt.<\/p>\n

Worth a read, although it looks like I’m late to this particular party – they’ve already got some top kudos – still, it cracked me up.<\/p>\n

Note Added March 10 2005:
 Example text (Matthew 26): <\/p>\n

* Elders has joined #Palace
<Caiaphas> Ah, gentlemen, you know why we are here!
<Priests> yes. let´s deliver the son of man so we can kill him!
<Elders> Yes! during the passover!
<Caiaphas> Not during the feast, lest there be a tumult among the people.

* Jesus has joined #Bethany
<Jesus> lo simon
<Simon> hiya, I´m a leper :)
<Jesus> i know
* Woman has joined #Bethany
<Woman> hi
* Woman pours ointment on Jesus´ head<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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