{"id":1301,"date":"2006-08-19T15:42:09","date_gmt":"2006-08-19T19:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2006\/08\/19\/least-favorite-household-chore\/"},"modified":"2006-08-19T15:42:09","modified_gmt":"2006-08-19T19:42:09","slug":"least-favorite-household-chore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2006\/08\/least-favorite-household-chore\/","title":{"rendered":"Least Favorite Household Chore?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, much as I detest the role of the hausfrau, there is a lot to be done around here today. <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s your chance to chime in, folks! <\/p>\n<p>What is your most avoided, least favorite chore? The one thing you&#8217;d trade almost any other chore (or even two) to avoid doing?<\/p>\n<p>Mine&#8217;s washing the kitchen floor, and it&#8217;s on the list of things I must do today. There are sticky bits and places where coffee has been sloshed, and there are little crumbs, and little bits of airborne floaty garlic shells, and a dead spider. It can&#8217;t continue. Sweeping isn&#8217;t enough, not anymore. Sigh. Deep sigh. Shudder. Resolve.<\/p>\n<p>See you tomorrow, same bat time, same bat channel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, much as I detest the role of the hausfrau, there is a lot to be done around here today. Here&#8217;s your chance to chime in, folks! What is your most avoided, least favorite chore? The one thing you&#8217;d trade almost any other chore (or even two) to avoid doing? Mine&#8217;s washing the kitchen floor, and it&#8217;s on the list of things I must do today. There are sticky bits and places where coffee has been sloshed, and there are&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2006\/08\/least-favorite-household-chore\/\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,7,6],"tags":[2785,2786,2787,2788,2789],"class_list":["post-1301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mommy-stuff","category-blog-toys","category-personal","tag-chores","tag-hausfrau","tag-housework","tag-least-favorite-chore","tag-open-thread"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}