{"id":1495,"date":"2007-03-24T09:12:28","date_gmt":"2007-03-24T14:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2007\/03\/24\/joke-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2007-03-24T09:13:26","modified_gmt":"2007-03-24T14:13:26","slug":"joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2007\/03\/joke-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>A study conducted by UCLA&#8217;s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Duct tape over the mouth is enough for me&#8230; No, really. <\/p>\n<p>If there is no hope for foot massages, snuggling, long walks, and small amounts of chocolate, then silence is good&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(Thanks <a href=\"http:\/\/www.troydoolittle.com\">Troy<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A study conducted by UCLA&#8217;s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2007\/03\/joke-of-the-day\/\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[3533],"class_list":["post-1495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-male-self-pity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}