{"id":1531,"date":"2007-04-19T13:55:39","date_gmt":"2007-04-19T17:55:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2007\/04\/19\/birds-love-the-voice-of-charlotte-church\/"},"modified":"2007-04-20T08:47:45","modified_gmt":"2007-04-20T12:47:45","slug":"birds-love-the-voice-of-charlotte-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2007\/04\/birds-love-the-voice-of-charlotte-church\/","title":{"rendered":"Birds Love the Voice of Charlotte Church"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am too disheartened by recent events to be able to respond to the news in any kind of responsible way today. I&#8217;m taking a break. <\/p>\n<p>And I have been rewarded. I have just witnessed the Snow White\/Sleeping Beauty effect. Keep reading.<\/p>\n<p>One of the nicer aspects about not having found a full-time job yet is that I have a couple of days off during the week. I was feeling rather down and, having completed most of my mundane chores, I threw on Charlotte Church&#8217;s <a href=\"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00005OWEJ?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=virushead-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B00005OWEJ\">Enchantment<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virushead-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=B00005OWEJ\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/> CD and went out on the deck to have a cup of coffee outside on this gloriously beautiful day. <\/p>\n<p>Even knowing that hearing some of the songs would make me cry, I knew it would (paradoxically) cheer me up to hear some of this music. Yes, I have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=amZVqu0XOQM\">very corny<\/a>, sentimental side. Songs from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000056TB2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=virushead-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B000056TB2\">West Side Story<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virushead-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=B000056TB2\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/> will still get me every time. On top of that, the <em>contrast<\/em> between my own performance of &#8220;If I Loved You&#8221; and hers (I played the part of Julie Jordan in a high school production of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00005A7XD?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=virushead-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B00005A7XD\">Carousel <\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virushead-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=B00005A7XD\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/>; ) is really quite enough to drive me to tears all by itself. Of course, her orchestra doesn&#8217;t drag everything out like a dirge, but still&#8230; I couldn&#8217;t even match the performance of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DqEjXFLe-Wk\">Shirley Jones version<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Charlotte Church has such a beautiful voice. How I <em>wish<\/em> that I could sing like that. I used to practice singing along with the tracks of &#8220;ghost&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JHXQwto9Vfc\">Marni Nixon<\/a>, but I never produced the sound I wanted with the songs I most enjoy. I sing a lot less now. I don&#8217;t have as much time alone as I used to, and it&#8217;s really not fair to torture my family with my version of &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fkewgAR3--M\">Glitter and Be Gay<\/a>&#8221;  &#8211; no matter how cathartic it may be. <\/p>\n<p>So, anyway, the Disneyesque bird phenomenon began about halfway through &#8220;Habanera.&#8221; At that point, I noticed that there were a couple of little chickadees or something flitting around the back yard. During &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00004ZDXK?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=virushead-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B00004ZDXK\">Bali Ha&#8217;i<\/a>&#8220;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virushead-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=B00004ZDXK\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/> these were joined by a stunning cardinal pair, and by the time it got to &#8220;The Little Horses,&#8221; there were about a dozen birds flying all around. They hopped around and tipped their little heads, and started singing with her! <\/p>\n<p>A gigantic white cumulus cloud, swirling with fractal curls around its edges, drifted over the house. The new leaves whispered gently. I smelled a whiff of lavender.<\/p>\n<p>And for a moment, everything was magical. Truly enchanting. I was transported.<\/p>\n<p>Lovely, my dear Charlotte. Thank you. <\/p>\n<div class=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00005OWEJ?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=virushead-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B00005OWEJ\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"B00005OWEJ.01._AA_SCMZZZZZZZ_V44060976_.jpg\"\/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virushead-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=B00005OWEJ\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/><\/div>\n<p>But the moment moves on, and then I&#8217;m thinking of the genre: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vsS0L94M-Is\">Snow White<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=R7VWhHktNMM\">Sleeping Beauty<\/a>, Lily Tomlin in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jiHYzPuq0KI\">Nine to Five<\/a>, and the ethereal voice of Charlotte Church. There is something almost uncanny about birds and women&#8217;s voices and love and spirit and&#8230; somehow &#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=okKgy7j66T0\">wait a minute<\/a>&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=V-_3CLDUywQ\">housecleaning<\/a>? Sigh&#8230; I always though the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UlcVucCd76U\">villains were more interesting<\/a> anyway. To paraphrase <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0385471106?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=virushead-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0385471106\">Margaret Atwood<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virushead-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=0385471106\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/>, they&#8217;re the plot, baby.<\/p>\n<p>The first time I heard La Habanera, it was sung by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jG-0_p_yefg\">an orange in an animation<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0000C05MP?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=virushead-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B0000C05MP\">Sesame Street<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=virushead-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=B0000C05MP\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/>. Heh-heh. <\/p>\n<p>Nobody does this one better than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BysvxpzzxtM\">Maria Callas<\/a>, though, not even Charlotte Church. For this aria, you need the voice of experience. Look at her face. Stunning.<\/p>\n<p>[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BysvxpzzxtM[\/youtube]<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>L&#8217;amour est un oiseau rebelle<br \/>que nul ne peut apprivoiser,<br \/>et c&#8217;est bien en vain qu&#8217;on l&#8217;appelle,<br \/>s&#8217;il lui convient de refuser.<br \/>Rien n&#8217;y fait, menace ou pri\u00c3\u00a8re,<br \/>l&#8217;un parle bien, l&#8217;autre se tait:<br \/>Et c&#8217;est l&#8217;autre que je pr\u00c3\u00a9f\u00c3\u00a8re,<br \/>Il n&#8217;a rien dit mais il me pla\u00c3\u00aet.<br \/>L&#8217;amour! L&#8217;amour! L&#8217;amour! L&#8217;amour!<\/p>\n<p>L&#8217;amour est enfant de Boh\u00c3\u00aame,<br \/>    il n&#8217;a jamais, jamais connu de loi;<br \/>si tu ne m&#8217;aimes pas, je t&#8217;aime:<br \/> si je t&#8217;aime, prends garde \u00c3\u00a0 toi! etc.<\/p>\n<p>L&#8217;oiseau que tu croyais surprendre<br \/>battit de l&#8217;aile et s&#8217;envola &#8230;<br \/>l&#8217;amour est loin, tu peux l&#8217;attendre;<br \/>tu ne l&#8217;attends plus, il est l\u00c3\u00a0!<br \/>Tout autour de toi, vite, vite,<br \/>il vient, s&#8217;en va, puis il revient &#8230;<br \/>tu crois le tenir, il t&#8217;\u00c3\u00a9vite,<br \/>tu crois l&#8217;\u00c3\u00a9viter, il te tient.<br \/>L&#8217;amour! L&#8217;amour! L&#8217;amour! L&#8217;amour!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am too disheartened by recent events to be able to respond to the news in any kind of responsible way today. I&#8217;m taking a break. And I have been rewarded. I have just witnessed the Snow White\/Sleeping Beauty effect. Keep reading. One of the nicer aspects about not having found a full-time job yet is that I have a couple of days off during the week. I was feeling rather down and, having completed most of my mundane chores,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2007\/04\/birds-love-the-voice-of-charlotte-church\/\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,13,9,6],"tags":[3612,3613,3614,3615,3616,3617,3618,3619,3620],"class_list":["post-1531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-humor","category-odd-and-interesting","category-personal","tag-birds","tag-carmen","tag-carousel","tag-charlotte-church","tag-enchantment","tag-habanera","tag-orange","tag-sesame-street","tag-west-side-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}