{"id":186,"date":"2004-10-17T15:01:13","date_gmt":"2004-10-17T21:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/?p=186"},"modified":"2005-03-09T14:02:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-09T19:02:00","slug":"cheney-vows-to-attack-us-if-kerry-elected","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2004\/10\/cheney-vows-to-attack-us-if-kerry-elected\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/news\/index.php?issue=4041\">The Onion | Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ok, this is a joke. From the Onion. A joke.<\/p>\n<p>It takes things we know and rearranges them with a dash of exaggeration so that they are a little unfamiliar, causing cognitive dissonance that we dissipate with laughter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If the wrong man is elected in November, the nation will come under a devastating armed attack of an unimaginable magnitude, one planned and executed by none other than myself,&#8221; Cheney said, speaking at a rally in Greensboro, NC. &#8220;When they go to the polls, Americans must weigh this fact and decide if our nation can ignore such a grave threat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This one&#8217;s Gooooooooood. Man, he would if he could.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion | Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected Ok, this is a joke. From the Onion. A joke. It takes things we know and rearranges them with a dash of exaggeration so that they are a little unfamiliar, causing cognitive dissonance that we dissipate with laughter. &#8220;If the wrong man is elected in November, the nation will come under a devastating armed attack of an unimaginable magnitude, one planned and executed by none other than myself,&#8221; Cheney&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2004\/10\/cheney-vows-to-attack-us-if-kerry-elected\/\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}