{"id":520,"date":"2005-03-15T12:34:51","date_gmt":"2005-03-15T17:34:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2005\/03\/15\/older-than-dirt\/"},"modified":"2005-03-15T12:37:01","modified_gmt":"2005-03-15T17:37:01","slug":"older-than-dirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2005\/03\/older-than-dirt\/","title":{"rendered":"Older than Dirt?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Test your awareness of cultural change in America. This was sent to me via email. I don&#8217;t do email thingies, but in case you like these, here it is. I got a 13 &#8211; not quite dirt, but getting there.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Everyone over 40 should have a pretty easy time at this exam.<br \/>\nIf you are under 40 you can claim a handicap. <\/p>\n<p>1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?<br \/>\na. On the floor shift knob<br \/>\nb. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch<br \/>\nc. Next to the horn <\/p>\n<p>2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it. For what was it used?<br \/>\na. Capture lightning bugs<br \/>\nb. To sprinkle clothes before ironing<br \/>\nc. Large salt shaker <\/p>\n<p>3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?<br \/>\na. Cows got cold and wouldn&#8217;t produce milk<br \/>\nb. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled<br \/>\nc. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top. <\/p>\n<p>4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?<br \/>\na. Blackjack<br \/>\nb. Gin<br \/>\nc. Craps! <\/p>\n<p>5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings when none were available due to rationing during W.W.II?<br \/>\na. Suntan<br \/>\nb. Leg painting<br \/>\nc. Wearing slacks <\/p>\n<p>6. What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you couldn&#8217;t tell whether it was coming or going?<br \/>\na. Studebaker<br \/>\nb. Nash Metro<br \/>\nc. Tucker <\/p>\n<p>7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid?<br \/>\na. Strips of dried peanut butter<br \/>\nb. Chocolate licorice bars<br \/>\nc. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside <\/p>\n<p>8. How was Butch wax used?<br \/>\na. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up<br \/>\nb. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing<br \/>\nc. On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust <\/p>\n<p>9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates attached to your shoes?<br \/>\na. With clamps, tightened by a skate key<br \/>\nb. Woven straps that crossed the foot<br \/>\nc. Long pieces of twine <\/p>\n<p>10. As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a decision?<br \/>\na. Consider all the facts<br \/>\nb. Ask Mom<br \/>\nc. Eeny-meeny-miney-mo <\/p>\n<p>11. What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940&#8217;s?<br \/>\na. Smallpox<br \/>\nb. AIDS<br \/>\nc. Polio <\/p>\n<p>12. &#8220;I&#8217;ll be down to get you in a ________, Honey&#8221;<br \/>\na. SUV<br \/>\nb. Taxi<br \/>\nc. Streetcar <\/p>\n<p>13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy&#8217;s pet pony?<br \/>\na. Old Blue<br \/>\nb. Paint<br \/>\nc. Macaroni <\/p>\n<p>14. What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?<br \/>\na. Part of the game of hide and seek<br \/>\nb. What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores<br \/>\nc. Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill. <\/p>\n<p>15. What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody show?<br \/>\na. Princess Summerfallwinterspring<br \/>\nb. Princess Sacajawea<br \/>\nc. Princess Moonshado w <\/p>\n<p>16. What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed tests were handed out in school?<br \/>\na. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get you high<br \/>\nb. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window<br \/>\nc. Wrote another pupil&#8217;s name on the top, to avoid their failure <\/p>\n<p>17. Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with purchases?<br \/>\na. To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs, which tasted like bubble gum<br \/>\nb. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various household items<br \/>\nc. They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos <\/p>\n<p>18. Praise the Lord, and pass the _________?<br \/>\na. Meatballs<br \/>\nb. Dames<br \/>\nc. Ammunition <\/p>\n<p>19. What was the name of the singing group that made the song &#8220;Cabdriver&#8221; a hit?<br \/>\na. The Ink Spots<br \/>\nb. The Supremes<br \/>\nc. The Esquires <\/p>\n<p>20. Who left his heart in San Francisco?<br \/>\na. Tony Bennett<br \/>\nb. Xavier Cugat<br \/>\nc. George Gershwin<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nANSWERS <\/p>\n<p>1. b) On the floor, to the left of the clutch. Hand controls, popular in Europe, took till the late &#8217;60s to catch on. <\/p>\n<p>2. b) To sprinkle clothes before ironing.  Who had a steam iron? <\/p>\n<p>3. c) Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand, popping the bottle top. <\/p>\n<p>4. a) Blackjack Gum. <\/p>\n<p>5. b) Special makeup was applied, followed by drawing a seam down the back of the leg with eyebrow pencil. <\/p>\n<p>6. a) 1946 Studebaker. <\/p>\n<p>7. c) Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet colored water. <\/p>\n<p>8. a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut. <\/p>\n<p>9. a) With clamps, tightened by a skate key, which you wore on a shoestring around your neck. <\/p>\n<p>10. c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo. <\/p>\n<p>11. c) Polio. In beginning of August, swimming pools were closed, movies and other public gathering places were closed to try to  prevent spread of the disease. <\/p>\n<p>12. b) Taxi. Better be ready by half-past eight! <\/p>\n<p>13. c) Macaroni. <\/p>\n<p>14. c) Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill. <\/p>\n<p>15. a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring. She was another puppet. <\/p>\n<p>16. a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get a high. <\/p>\n<p>17. b) Put in a special stamp book, they could be traded for household items at the Green Stamp store. <\/p>\n<p>18. c) Ammunition, and we&#8217;ll all be free. <\/p>\n<p>19. a) The widely famous 50&#8217;s group: The Inkspots. <\/p>\n<p>20. a) Tony Bennett<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\nSCORING <\/p>\n<p>17- 20 correct: You are older than dirt, and obviously gifted with mental abilities. Now if you could only find your glasses. Definitely someone who should share your wisdom! <\/p>\n<p>12 -16 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but you&#8217;re getting there. <\/p>\n<p>0 -11 correct: You are not old enough to share the wisdom of your experiences.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Thanks Jacque!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Test your awareness of cultural change in America<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,13,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-humor","category-odd-and-interesting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}