{"id":561,"date":"2005-05-03T04:10:36","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T09:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2005\/05\/03\/ben-isms\/"},"modified":"2005-05-03T04:10:47","modified_gmt":"2005-05-03T09:10:47","slug":"ben-isms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2005\/05\/ben-isms\/","title":{"rendered":"Ben-isms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mom used to say &#8220;ugga-mugga&#8221; when we rubbed noses. I don&#8217;t know why.<\/p>\n<p>Ben does not like &#8220;ugga-mugga&#8221; so much &#8211; he much prefers his own variation:<\/p>\n<p>   &#8220;Nugga-nugga&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was while Ben was talking to my mother (his gramma, of course) that he stated rather matter-of-factly that your &#8220;toenails keep your toes from falling off&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>We live at the top of a hill and at the end of a street. Our driveway is quite steep. Every morning Ben announces that he will look down the driveway for cars so that we don&#8217;t have to watch.<\/p>\n<p>Ben used a horrible insulting word this evening. When we told him that we didn&#8217;t want him to use that word, he insisted that he had only just then thought of it. He didn&#8217;t hear it anywhere &#8211; he made it up.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, when I said &#8220;hell&#8221; he told me that was a bad word. I said that it wasn&#8217;t a word that he should use at school, but it&#8217;s not really a bad word. It&#8217;s just the name of an imaginary place that some people like to believe in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Getting them down when I remember<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mommy-stuff","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}