Found this in my ancient “humor” folder. It was probably sent to me in one of those old emails – after all this time, I still find this little collection of computer haiku very cheerful.<\/p>\n
\nThe Web site you seek
\nCannot be located, but
\nCountless more exist.<\/p>\nChaos reigns within.
\nReflect, repent, and reboot.
\nOrder shall return.<\/p>\nProgram aborting:
\nClose all that you have worked on.
\nYou ask far too much.<\/p>\nWindows Version crashed.
\nI am the Blue Screen of Death.
\nNo one hears your screams.<\/p>\nYesterday it worked.
\nToday it is not working.
\nWindows is like that.<\/p>\nYour file was so big.
\nIt might be very useful.
\nBut now it is gone.<\/p>\nStay the patient course.
\nOf little worth is your ire.
\nThe network is down.<\/p>\nA crash reduces
\nYour expensive computer
\nTo a simple stone.<\/p>\nThree things are certain:
\nDeath, taxes and lost data.
\nGuess which has occurred?<\/p>\nYou step in the stream,
\nBut the water has moved on.
\nThis page is not here.<\/p>\nOut of memory.
\nWe wish to hold the whole sky,
\nBut we never will.<\/p>\nHaving been erased,
\nThe document you’re seeking
\nMust now be retyped.<\/p>\nSerious error.
\nAll shortcuts have disappeared.
\nScreen. Mind. Both are blank.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Found this in my ancient “humor” folder. It was probably sent to me in one of those old emails – after all this time, I still find this little collection of computer haiku very cheerful. The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. Windows Version crashed. I am the Blue Screen of…<\/p>\n