How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?<\/p>\n
The Answer is SEVEN:<\/p>\n
1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced,<\/p>\n
2. one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,<\/p>\n
3. one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,<\/p>\n
4. one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,<\/p>\n
5. one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,<\/p>\n
6. one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,<\/p>\n
7. and finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing a country.<\/p>\n
(Thanks Jean-Marie)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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