{"id":910,"date":"2005-11-23T17:48:56","date_gmt":"2005-11-23T21:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2005\/11\/23\/google-needs-meme\/"},"modified":"2005-11-23T17:48:56","modified_gmt":"2005-11-23T21:48:56","slug":"google-needs-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2005\/11\/google-needs-meme\/","title":{"rendered":"Google Needs Meme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Google &#8220;[your name] needs&#8221; and list the first ten things that pop up. <\/p>\n<p>VirusHead needs:<\/p>\n<p>1.  professional help to navigate through all the issues<br \/>\n2.  water, food, care<br \/>\n3.  to be flexible<br \/>\n4.  some plastic, a cord, and something that beeps<br \/>\n5.  the edge in life<br \/>\n6.  to upgrade my phone and look at this newer ear piece<br \/>\n7.  to take a hard look at career goals<br \/>\n8.  an open standard for a People Finder XML structure<br \/>\n9.  to connect with my countrymen<br \/>\n10. to have heat in the freezing cold of winter<\/p>\n<p>By contrast, when VirusHead uses her real name, she finds that she needs:<\/p>\n<p>1.  to be ratified by at least 15 countries<br \/>\n2.  to be thrilling, but she&#8217;s just not rainbow-high<br \/>\n3.  to bring a 1 inch three ring binder<br \/>\n4.  traceable reference intervals<br \/>\n5.  a place to go and talk<br \/>\n6.  to be strong<br \/>\n7.  depleted uranium part routing<br \/>\n8.  some stuff submitted<br \/>\n9.  someone to warm her up a bit<br \/>\n10.  drapes for her window<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Google &#8220;[your name] needs&#8221; and list the first ten things that pop up. VirusHead needs: 1. professional help to navigate through all the issues 2. water, food, care 3. to be flexible 4. some plastic, a cord, and something that beeps 5. the edge in life 6. to upgrade my phone and look at this newer ear piece 7. to take a hard look at career goals 8. an open standard for a People Finder XML structure 9. to connect&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2005\/11\/google-needs-meme\/\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-toys","category-virus-related"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=910"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/910\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}