{"id":936,"date":"2005-12-04T21:24:18","date_gmt":"2005-12-05T01:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2005\/12\/04\/dr-unheimlich\/"},"modified":"2011-03-19T11:06:58","modified_gmt":"2011-03-19T15:06:58","slug":"dr-unheimlich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2005\/12\/dr-unheimlich\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Unheimlich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With this generator, you get credit for the disease generated from your name.  <\/p>\n<table style=\"border:3px outset; margin:10px; border-color:#eeffee; background:#eeffee;\" cellpadding=4>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=2 style=\"background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;\"><a HREF=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/disease\">Doctor Unheimlich<\/a> has diagnosed me with<br \/><b>VirusHeadosis<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=right><b>Cause<\/b>:<\/td>\n<td>a significant alignment of the stars<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=right><b>Symptoms<\/b>:<\/td>\n<td>chapped lips, frequent hydrophobia, mild seizures<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=right><b>Cure<\/b>:<\/td>\n<td>take a day off work<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=2 style=\"background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;\">\n<form action=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/disease\" method=\"get\" style=\"margin:0px;\">Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:<input type=text name=p size=9 style=\"font-size:xx-small;\"\/><input type=submit value=\"Go\" style=\"background:#bbeebb; font-size:xx-small;\"\/><\/form>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Note:  Not the Heimlich Maneuver, but Unheimlich (uncanny). A bit of a pun on both. <\/p>\n<p>The Uncanny reminds me of Freud and Beckett. I have been thinking about the uncanny again just recently &#8211; the familiar which has become strange, the un-homey, the alien-ated.  <\/p>\n<p>That train of thought also leads me to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/James_Hillman\">James Hillman<\/a>, a very interesting and very original archtypal psychologist.  I&#8217;m about in the right place to read some more Hillman &#8211; it&#8217;s been a while. I didn&#8217;t even know that he had this book on war out.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=virushead-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=1594200114%2526tag=virushead-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/1594200114%25253FSubscriptionId=0EMV44A9A5YT1RVDGZ82\" title=\"View product details at Amazon\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/12\/1594200114.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg\" alt=\"A Terrible Love of War\" \/><\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=virushead-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=0060905638%2526tag=virushead-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/0060905638%25253FSubscriptionId=0EMV44A9A5YT1RVDGZ82\" title=\"View product details at Amazon\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/12\/0060905638.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg\" alt=\"Re-Visioning Psychology\" \/><\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=virushead-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=0446673714%2526tag=virushead-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/0446673714%25253FSubscriptionId=0EMV44A9A5YT1RVDGZ82\" title=\"View product details at Amazon\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/12\/0446673714.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.gif\" alt=\"The Soul's Code : In Search of Character and Calling\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Oh, and does anyone have any good ideas for homemade\/inexpensive gifts? I have very little money this year and a few extra people that I would really like to give some sort of gift. I&#8217;ve slogged around a few stores, but haven&#8217;t really seen much. Suggestions? I&#8217;m not really much of a Martha Stewart. I&#8217;ve given candles and latte whips and custom cds with christmas music and decorated notebooks and signature graphics and I&#8217;m about out of ideas. If I had more money to spend on each person, I could get each one something they would really like &#8211; but I don&#8217;t. I know there are some clever people out there &#8211; help me out here! What do people do &#8211; I don&#8217;t really have that much christmas history to draw on. I only started celebrating it as an adult.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With this generator, you get credit for the disease generated from your name. Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withVirusHeadosis Cause: a significant alignment of the stars Symptoms: chapped lips, frequent hydrophobia, mild seizures Cure: take a day off work Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Note: Not the Heimlich Maneuver, but Unheimlich (uncanny). A bit of a pun on both. The Uncanny reminds me of Freud and Beckett. I have been thinking about the uncanny again just recently &#8211;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/2005\/12\/dr-unheimlich\/\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,15,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-mommy-stuff","category-blog-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=936"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3942,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936\/revisions\/3942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.virushead.net\/vhrandom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}