Psalm 2004

Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.
He maketh me to lie down on park benches,
He restoreth my doubts about the Republican Party.

He leadeth me into the paths of unemployment for his cronies’ sake.
Yea, though no weapons of mass destruction have been found, he maketh me continue to fear Evil.

His tax cuts for the rich and his deficit spending discomfort me.
He anointeth me with never-ending debt:
Verily my days of savings and assets are kaput.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me all the days of his administration,

And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

After my faithful Aunt Elaine sent me the above, I went looking for pages that would have posted it. I found a wonderful pro-Kerry site, Public Christian, which offers tons and tons of useful links and perspectives on why Christians should be for Kerry, not Bush. Biblical references, papers, blog posts galore.