Google “[your name] needs” and list the first ten things that pop up.

VirusHead needs:

1. professional help to navigate through all the issues
2. water, food, care
3. to be flexible
4. some plastic, a cord, and something that beeps
5. the edge in life
6. to upgrade my phone and look at this newer ear piece
7. to take a hard look at career goals
8. an open standard for a People Finder XML structure
9. to connect with my countrymen
10. to have heat in the freezing cold of winter

By contrast, when VirusHead uses her real name, she finds that she needs:

1. to be ratified by at least 15 countries
2. to be thrilling, but she’s just not rainbow-high
3. to bring a 1 inch three ring binder
4. traceable reference intervals
5. a place to go and talk
6. to be strong
7. depleted uranium part routing
8. some stuff submitted
9. someone to warm her up a bit
10. drapes for her window