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Unconscious Mutterings 164

Unconscious Mutterings 164

Unconscious Mutterings

Weekly Unconscious Mutterings Meme Week 164

  1. Glass castle:: Stones
  2. Preserved:: Old
  3. Jealousy:: Insecurity
  4. Territory:: Marked
  5. Coffee:: Kenya AA
  6. Stephen:: Prince
  7. Slut:: Tart
  8. Dynamic:: Movement
  9. Daybreak:: Twilight
  10. Dew:: Drop (in at the)

“Muhammad My Friend” – Tori Amos

Muhammad my friend
It’s time to tell the world
We both know it was a girl
Back in Bethlehem
And on that fateful day
When she was crucified
She wore Shiseido Red
and we drank tea
By her side

Sweet sweet sweet
Sweet sweet sweet
Sweet sweet sweet
You used to be so sweet to me

Muhammad my friend
I’m getting very scared
Teach me how to love my brothers
Who don’t know the law
And what about the deal
on the flying trapeze
got a peanut butter hand
But honey do drop in
at the Dew Drop Inn

Sweet sweet sweet
Sweet sweet sweet
Sweet sweet sweet
Between the boys and the bees

And Moses I know
I know you’ve seen fire
But you’ve never seen fire
Until you’ve seen Pele blow
And I’ve never seen light
But I sure have seen gold
And Gladys save the place for me
On your grapevine
Till I get my own TV Show

Ashre ashre ashre ashre
And if I lose my Cracker Jacks at the tidal wave
I got a place in the Pope’s
rubber robe

Muhammad my friend
It’s time to tell the world
We both know it was a girl
Back in Bethlehem

Boys for Pele

Unconscious Mutterings 163

Unconscious Mutterings 163

Unconscious Mutterings

Weekly Unconscious Mutterings Meme Week 163

  1. Sugar rush:: Exhaustion
  2. Chemical:: Imbalance
  3. Suspension:: Disbelief
  4. Defending:: Fantasy
  5. Conference:: Call
  6. Dance:: Freedom
  7. Weather:: Small Talk
  8. Fuel:: Inexhaustible Source
  9. Heartbreak:: Healing
  10. Insult:: Injury
Weekly Unconscious 162

Weekly Unconscious 162

Unconscious Mutterings

Weekly Unconscious Mutterings Meme Week 162

  1. Displacement:: Distancing
  2. Grease monkey:: Scripting
  3. Vacancy:: Stare
  4. Conquer:: Pillage
  5. Payroll:: Accounting
  6. Personal:: Narrative
  7. Housewife:: Slave
  8. Lateral:: Incision
  9. Tissue:: Specialized
  10. Multiplication:: Algorithms
Sentenced to Everyday Life : Feminism and the Housewife
Catholics in Las Vegas

Catholics in Las Vegas

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in. This is done by the chip monks.

Didn’t see it comin’ did you?

 

(Thanks, Tweet K)

Unconscious Mutterings 161

Unconscious Mutterings 161

Unconscious Mutterings

Weekly Unconscious Mutterings Meme Week 161

I say:: you think

  1. Upgrade:: Engine
  2. Happy ending:: Fairy Tale
  3. Stale:: Bread
  4. Tripping:: Hallucinations
  5. Working:: Mother
  6. Explicit:: Lyrics
  7. Happy place:: Denial (ain’t just a river in Egypt)
  8. Tornado:: Dorothy
  9. Medication:: Drugs
  10. Muppet:: Show