I love, love, love this idea. I don’t care if any marketing folk make fun of me and think I’m a simple mark for the ploy. Here’s the service, here’s the fun stuff – I’ll gladly send them traffic. Honest, don’t you want a certificate every few months that your blog has been transmitted into space? The messages are cute too. Next, I would really like the flying cars, the transporter beam, and the holodeck. How about that limitless, safe…
There are tons of lip-synchs and other versions of Liam Lynch’s song My United States of Whateva. I’m not sure who Liam Lynch also did the George Bush version, the soundtrack they are all using on the Bush versions. Overall, the John-Richie version is the best. The depictions of Bush (and others) on these two are…. well… see for yourself and let me know your perspective. The Naruto-Bush version Anime-type cowboy version (from a Bush supporter)
Dear Friends and Relatives: I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument to George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place…
Weekly Unconscious Mutterings Meme – Week 177 I say … and you think … ? Newspaper :: Print Crucify :: “every rainy day”… or… “shiseido red” (see below) Sausage :: Ummm, Ummmm, let’s see… right… uh… Picasso? Handy :: Practical Cloak :: Dagger Drunk :: Sober Fuel :: Diatribe Caress :: Nibble Itch :: Scratch Vehicle :: Vector “A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.” – A. P. Herbert Muhammed My Friend muhammad my…
Political comedy email making the rounds… “Thank you for calling the White House switchboard. Our new voice activated system will help direct you to the proper office.” “If you are calling to complain about the mishandling of the war in Iraq, press one.” “If you are calling to complain about the abuse of prisoners and the White House’s endorsement of torture, press two, and then say the name of the torture site that you wish to complain about (and please…
“You were in Baghdad for six hours. You weren’t even in the real Baghdad. You were in the Green Zone. That’s like going to the Olive Garden and saying you’ve been to Italy.†— Jon Stewart, On Bush limiting his Iraq visit to Baghdad’s Green Zone, Jun. 15, 2006 “That’s his privilege as Vice President. He was tough, demanding, and when he thought I was out of line, he snapped my garters.†— Colin Powell, In an interview with AARP…