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Prision to Church

Prision to Church

Wow – look at those Christian Fish!

Fish circling - photo copyright Ariel Schalit-AP

What a fabulous find! One of the most ancient christian churches – and where is it? In Megiddo. MEGIDDO! And how did they find it? Starting construction on a new prison wing for Palestinian prisoners.

Israeli prisoner Ramil Razilo was removing rubble from the planned site of a new prison ward when his shovel uncovered the edge of an elaborate mosaic, unveiling what Israeli archaeologists said Sunday may be the Holy Land’s oldest church.

The discovery of the church in the northern Israeli town of Megiddo, near the biblical Armageddon, was hailed by experts as an important discovery that could reveal details about the development of the early church in the region. Archaeologists said the church dated from the third century, decades before Constantine legalized Christianity across the Byzantine Empire.

GO! Look at it! There’s video too!

Two mosaics inside the church — one covered with fish, an ancient Christian symbol that predated the widespread use of the cross symbol — tell the story of a Roman officer and a woman named Aketous who donated money to build the church in the memory “of the god, Jesus Christ.”

Pottery remnants from the third century, the style of Greek writing used in the inscriptions, ancient geometric patterns in the mosaics and the depiction of fish rather than the cross indicate that the church was no longer used by the fourth century, Tepper said.

The church’s location, not far from the spot where the New Testament says the final battle between good and evil will take place, also made sense because a bishop was active in the area at the time, said Tepper, who works with the Israel Antiquities Authority.

The inscription, which specifies that Aketous donated a table to the church, indicates the house of worship predated the Byzantine era, when Christians began using altars in place of tables in their rituals, Tepper said. Remnants of a table were uncovered between the two mosaics.

What a train of thought that sets off for me.

Incredible. Ironic. Funny. Sweet.

(Thank you Etherealgirl!- extra, extra !!!..!)

What adorable animal?

What adorable animal?

You Are A: Monkey!

monkeyMonkeys are intelligent and agile, well-adapted for jungle life as they swing happily from tree to tree. As a monkey, you are a social animal who eats a wide range of food, is quick to learn new things and loves to climb. A monkey’s tiny primate features are irresistable, as is her gregarious personality!

You were almost a: Pony or a Puppy
You are least like a: Turtle or a GroundhogDiscover What Cute Animal You Are!

(via The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns)

VirusHead in Space

VirusHead in Space

virushead in space

VirusHead was transmitted into space for the third time on October 19, 2005 at 11:40 am PT.

I had to reduce the size of the certificate to fit, but it says:

This certificate hereby signifies that the above blog attempted to contact extraterrestrial intelligences utilizing state of the art satellite broadcasting equipment with redundant high powered klystron amplifiers connected by a travelling wave-guide to a five-meter parabolic dish antenna at a latitude of 34.63 and a longitutude of 20.45.

Support intergalatic free speech.

Ok… but it’s still fun.

Endure Disaster Fatigue

Endure Disaster Fatigue

From my favorite satirist Mark Morford.

How To Endure Disaster Fatigue – Too much death and catastrophe and war? Spirit overloaded?

It’s tempting, it’s understandable, to want to block it all out, to take only small doses of the horrors of the planet and shun the rest like a Republican shuns poor people. The world often careens at us hot and fast and mean, and when the atrocities pile up our systems often automatically go into shock — they want shut down, recoil, and it becomes the most difficult thing of all to remain alert and compassionate and tuned in and remember that context, of course, is all you might have to get you through.

Blog in Space

Blog in Space

My blog is being transmitted to… space!

At approximately 2:24 p.m. on the afternoon of October 3, 2005 at North Latitude 28° 29′ 23″ and West Longitude 80° 35′ 08″, your message was beamed into deep space traveling at a direction of Azimuth 180 degrees at an elevation of 70 degrees on a 5945 MHz. Like we’d make that up!

When Telling the World Simply Isn’t Enough.

-The BlogInSpace Team

*Blog in Space is not responsible for those who begin turning green, growing larger than normal eyes, speaking in unknown languages or any other unforeseen transformations. Should any of these symptoms occur, consult your local physician immediately.



Bush Brazilian

Bush Brazilian

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“OH NO!” the president exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, the president looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

Ok, it’s a cheap shot – but… it’s funny.

(thanks to PusBoy)