Wow – look at those Christian Fish! What a fabulous find! One of the most ancient christian churches – and where is it? In Megiddo. MEGIDDO! And how did they find it? Starting construction on a new prison wing for Palestinian prisoners. Israeli prisoner Ramil Razilo was removing rubble from the planned site of a new prison ward when his shovel uncovered the edge of an elaborate mosaic, unveiling what Israeli archaeologists said Sunday may be the Holy Land’s oldest…
You Are A: Monkey! Monkeys are intelligent and agile, well-adapted for jungle life as they swing happily from tree to tree. As a monkey, you are a social animal who eats a wide range of food, is quick to learn new things and loves to climb. A monkey’s tiny primate features are irresistable, as is her gregarious personality! You were almost a: Pony or a PuppyYou are least like a: Turtle or a GroundhogDiscover What Cute Animal You Are! (via…
VirusHead was transmitted into space for the third time on October 19, 2005 at 11:40 am PT. I had to reduce the size of the certificate to fit, but it says: This certificate hereby signifies that the above blog attempted to contact extraterrestrial intelligences utilizing state of the art satellite broadcasting equipment with redundant high powered klystron amplifiers connected by a travelling wave-guide to a five-meter parabolic dish antenna at a latitude of 34.63 and a longitutude of 20.45. Support…
From my favorite satirist Mark Morford. How To Endure Disaster Fatigue – Too much death and catastrophe and war? Spirit overloaded? It’s tempting, it’s understandable, to want to block it all out, to take only small doses of the horrors of the planet and shun the rest like a Republican shuns poor people. The world often careens at us hot and fast and mean, and when the atrocities pile up our systems often automatically go into shock — they want…
My blog is being transmitted to… space! At approximately 2:24 p.m. on the afternoon of October 3, 2005 at North Latitude 28° 29′ 23″ and West Longitude 80° 35′ 08″, your message was beamed into deep space traveling at a direction of Azimuth 180 degrees at an elevation of 70 degrees on a 5945 MHz. Like we’d make that up! When Telling the World Simply Isn’t Enough. -The BlogInSpace Team *Blog in Space is not responsible for those who begin…
Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on the war in Iraq. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.†“OH NO!†the president exclaims. “That’s terrible!†His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?†Ok, it’s a cheap shot – but… it’s funny. (thanks to PusBoy)