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rx Music

rx Music

rx Music A guy called “Rx” has spent unknown hours collecting sound bites of Bush and has put his words together along to music. Warning: Some of the songs have adult lyrics. The Rx Site for the party party album. Thanks PusBoy

No Plans

No Plans

Just discovered polical comedy in court-jester style at Daily Dose of Durst at the Progressive. (Thanks to Etherealgirl!) Yesterday’s nugget: “Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice says we have no plans to attack Iran. Which is not good news for Iran because the last time we said we didn’t have plans to attack somebody we were already working on those plans we didn’t have.”

Ready for the Rapture?

Ready for the Rapture?

“The prophetic speedometer of end-time activity,” the Rapture Ready site claims to factor together end time components into a “cohesive indicator” and to “standardize those components to eliminate the wide variance that currently exists with prophecy reporting” to measure the type of activity that could act as a precursor to the rapture. “You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as…

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No School Left Standing

No School Left Standing

In Response to President Bush’s federal “No Child Left Behind Act” (NCLB), it is proposed that students will have to pass a test to be promoted to the next grade level. In the hope that this proposal will be uniformly adopted by all of the states, the new test will be called the Federal Arithmetic and Reading Test, or FART. All students who cannot pass a FART in the 2nd grade will be retested in Grades 3, 4 & 5…

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A man-made tsunami

A man-made tsunami

Guardian Unlimited | Guardian daily comment | A man-made tsunami Thank you once again Terry Jones!!!! Why no fundraisers for the Iraqi dead? “Of course it’s wonderful to see the human race rallying to the aid of disaster victims, but it’s the inconsistency that has me foxed. Nobody is making this sort of fuss about all the people killed in Iraq, and yet it’s a human catastrophe of comparable dimensions.” … “I haven’t seen many TV reporters standing in the…

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Pause of Mr. Claus

Pause of Mr. Claus

For the season, here is the ending snippet of Arlo Guthrie’s “The Pause of Mr. Claus.” His long introduction is actually most of the piece. I have always thought this song expressed something fundamental – and unfortunately, its form of gentle satire is again pertinent to American culture. Still, the song has a cheerfulness that has always made me smile. Why do you sit there so strange?Is it because you are beautiful?You must think you are derangedWhy do police guys…

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