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Thanks Art! NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE by Basil Fawlty Fawlty Towers, Torquay, Devon, England To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your…

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F the South (But hey, it wasn’t just the south….) Here is my euphemistic translation of the above page, changes in italics (thanks Tom JJ for the link!): Bang the South. Bang ’em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they’d stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves – yeah, those are states we want to keep. And now…

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George W. Bush visits a primary school and is sitting in one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the discussion of the word, “tragedy.” So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: “If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field…

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Trout Fishing in South-Central Wisconsin has this comic by Elisabeth Kubler-Ross. Kinda sums up how I’ve felt the last couple of days. Sorry for the language, but creative adjectives really do need brain power – and my battery is out too.