VICTORY 2004: PRESIDENT’S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH INVITING THE 55 MILLION AMERICA-HATERS WHO VOTED AGAINST GOD TO BEND OVER AND TAKE IT LIKE A PRISON BITCH When will Bush Unite the country? When Bin Laden Becomes an Evangelical Christian. Did I say I didn’t like Bush? Billionaires for Bush Hail Bush Victory and Look Forward to “4 More Wars†Celebrate Disappearance of over 1 Million Votes 17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists PRESIDENT BUSH URGES VOTERS TO KINDLY DISREGARD THE FUGITIVE…
NBC.com > Saturday Night Live Not politics as usual. See the SNL Presidential Bash tonight! 10/9 PM.
Bush Gets an F on the Global Test Thanks to Heather Anne, who is also sick of hearing the lie from Bush about the global test. The test is a test of justification – that when we act, we have good reason that people can understand – within our country and elsewhere. But if there was a test….
Monster Slash | The New Monster Mash They did the forest slash…. They did it for the cash…. Combo Monster Mash and Thriller video to tell the President to save our forests now – Part II includes real video… “Need some wood”” From the Defenders of Wildlife —- And of course you probably know about JibJab – see the Bush/Kerry videos “Good to Be in DC” and “This Land” – or the whole archive.
WolfpacksforTruth.org: The Real Story on George Bush’s “Wolves” Commercial This is nice. Wolf pack for Kerry. Why are wolves for Kerry? Check and see. “When the camera crew showed up, we wondered why they were all driving Hummers. Our agent assured us it was a Greenpeace commercial and they paid TWICE our hourly steak rate. Little did we know we were being tricked into this vicious campaign attack ad.” Read more about it…..
Keep Your Sanity – Drive Others Crazy At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over…