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Today’s Weather In Hell
Weather in Hell Keep a close eye on this, in case it does freeze over! You can add a snippet to your website – it looks like this:
Alternative Retirement Home
When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Royal and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for: 1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day. 2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can…
Psalm 2004
Psalm 2004 Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.He maketh me to lie down on park benches,He restoreth my doubts about the Republican Party. He leadeth me into the paths of unemployment for his cronies’ sake.Yea, though no weapons of mass destruction have been found, he maketh me continue to fear Evil. His tax cuts for the rich and his deficit spending discomfort me.He anointeth me with never-ending debt:Verily my days of savings and assets are kaput.Surely poverty…
John Cleese
The John Cleese The new John Cleese website launches October 27th at the link above. Meanwhile, here is his standing by joke: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn’t work anymore, supported us when we…
All Along the Watchtower
Satirical letter proposing an all-Jehovah Witness Jimi Hendrix cover band