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The Onion | Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected

Ok, this is a joke. From the Onion. A joke.

It takes things we know and rearranges them with a dash of exaggeration so that they are a little unfamiliar, causing cognitive dissonance that we dissipate with laughter.

“If the wrong man is elected in November, the nation will come under a devastating armed attack of an unimaginable magnitude, one planned and executed by none other than myself,” Cheney said, speaking at a rally in Greensboro, NC. “When they go to the polls, Americans must weigh this fact and decide if our nation can ignore such a grave threat.”

This one’s Gooooooooood. Man, he would if he could.

Florida Election Ballot

Check it out – the new "DIEBALD" election ballot from Jeb.

Cheney Blunder Lauded Anti-Bush Web Site

Here’s the story on the factcheck.com site, the site Cheney took for factcheck.org. The .com site was redirected to an an anti-Bush site by anti-Bush billionaire investor George Soros. Soros didn’t do it – the owners of factcheck.com redirected the site so they wouldn’t get millions of hits.

The factcheck.com link doesn’t redirect anymore, but you can visit George Soros at GeorgeSoros.com.

Top 10 Reasons to Re-Appoint George Bush:
Brought to you by Billionaires for Bush
http://www.billionairesforbush.com

10) Because you don’t change horsemen mid-Apocalypse.
9) Because the deficit is not growing fast enough.
8) Because corporations are people too.
7) Because the other guy is distracted by healthcare, education, and the environment.
6) Because 1.7 million jobs lost is just a start.
5) Because never has one man done so much, for so few, at the expense of so many.
4) Because there’s a lot more of our oil still trapped under their soil.
3) Because second-rate people don’t deserve a first-rate education.
2) Because global warming means better tans.
1) Because Fox News told me to.

Following the Money

This is a silly link, but fun.

See Bush’s nose follow the money.

http://www.andyfoulds.co.uk/amusement/bushv2.htm

(From my ever-reliable auntie Elaine)