Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected
The Onion | Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected Ok, this is a joke. From the Onion. A joke. It takes things we know and rearranges them with a dash of exaggeration so that they are a little unfamiliar, causing cognitive dissonance that we dissipate with laughter. “If the wrong man is elected in November, the nation will come under a devastating armed attack of an unimaginable magnitude, one planned and executed by none other than myself,” Cheney…