World’s funniest joke
‘First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?
Bush Admins Change a Lightbulb
one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb, more…
Why It’s Hard to Be A Republican in 2004
Have to believe Jesus loves you, but shares your hatred for homosexuals and liberals.
419 Nigerian Email Scam
The people who respond to these propositions are easy marks for these con games. What I like about the Salon article is that the focus is on the language. Douglas Cruickshank writes that he has fallen for these emails, “not for the scam part, but for the writing, the plots (fragmented as they are), the characters…
No-Carb Diet for America
No C-heney No A-shcroft No R-umsfeld No B-ush (And certainly no Rice!)
Getting the Government We Seem to Deserve
When they passed the USA PATRIOT Act, stripping away civil liberties, I did not speak up, for I was afraid of terrorism.