I noticed that my reputation points had gone up at Technorati, so I took a quick look to see why there was suddenly a little bit of a surge in sites linking to me. I laughed out loud. Evidently, you can’t use the word “impotence” anymore. My blog post “Bush Loyalists Admit Impotence” got picked up by a bunch of junk sites. You can imagine.
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Woo-hoo! It’s my favorite day of the year! Fall-back, fall-back, it’s the time for fall-back! Finally. I’m not a morning gal. My natural rhythm would have me awake until about 2 a.m. and sleeping until 10 a.m. Moms don’t get to do that. Still, my morning routine is streamlined to take advantage of every possible minute more of sleep. Clothes are laid out the night before, and all the rest. I can get ready to go in 20 minutes flat,…
My friend Amanda innocently suggested that I join her in adding the visual bookshelf application to my Facebook page. Little did she know that it’s just the sort of thing I would latch onto when I’m bummed out. I guess it’s better than some of the alternatives. I’ve already listed well over a thousand books that I’ve already read, and more than a hundred that I want to read. It’s ridiculous, because that doesn’t even begin to really address the…
It turns out that my car has no collision insurance. Oh, yay.
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