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JWS in the News – Family murders

JWS in the News – Family murders

Article at Watchtower News

At Boston Herald

Kevin and Nancy Hensley, Jehovah’s Witnesses, had been separated only a couple of weeks when he beat and choked her to death and then dumped her body beside a toilet in the basement – what prosecutor Dennis Collins called the “final indignity.”
The couple’s religion teaches that men run the home and women are to be subservient, but while Kevin Hensley was a homebody, family members said Nancy, a working mom, wanted to spread her wings.

The Hensleys had four children and had been married 22 years.
Daughters Candace and Kerry, 24, and sons Pat, 22, and Kevin, 10.

Jehovah’s Witness Jokes

Jehovah’s Witness Jokes

Back by popular demand – the newly-edited, modifed, and updated Jehovah’s Witness humor page! This was the only collection of JW jokes on the internet, and even if there are others now, it is certainly the first.

I had taken it down for a while because of all the vicious hate mail I was receiving. However, I think it is still a valuable early step for former JWs to be able to get some measure of amusement and distance, and this is a good tool for that. In every joke, there is a grain of truth and an exaggeration – so those with a sense of humor will enjoy it.

I have been emailing the pdf version to about 50 people a month, and I really don’t have time to do that anymore. So, I have simply emphasized that my privacy policy states that I may publish your comments at my discretion – although I do protect privacy by not listing last names, email addresses and the like. If you wish to display your true colors, so be it.

If you would like to see my serious writing on the Witnesses, the best place to start is my advice page – from which there are links to a recommended books page, a list of other online resources, JW news, and so on. Also, you may notice that I have a JW-related category on this blog (see the right-hand column to get the current listing).

Enjoy the jokes!

JW Chronicles: Topics for JWs at a Bible Study

JW Chronicles: Topics for JWs at a Bible Study

This form was submitted: Apr 08 2005 / 09:20:44
My husband and I have been having a “Bible Study” with a JW couple for the past 4 weeks, in order that we could ask probing questions and perhaps plant some seeds. We have found out that the gentleman is an ordained minister in the JWs. Could you suggest topics that might be helpful, in order to plant seeds of Truth? We have stumped them a couple of times, but then they come back with all the more zeal the next time. We would like to touch on subjects they may never have thought of, or that they will have a hard time answering.
We do not wish to insult them in any way, only make them THINK!
Thanks.
JSW

I’m not sure from what perspective you would prefer to plant seeds, but no matter where you are coming from the best way to proceed is first to set a good example, to model your own understanding in your words and actions. Oh! All baptised JWs are considered “ministers” but perhaps you have an elder on your hands, or a “ministerial servant – sort of an elder-to-be.

Oh, so many topics! Keep always in mind that all you can probably do is to create a mild form of cognitive dissonance. They are well-defended against argument. But sometimes if you establish their ostensible motivations and then ask them questions about how their practices relate to that, you can create momentary confusion that may come back later.

Start with very very basic stuff. I always recommend a focus on the fruits of the spirit – compassion, forgiveness, loving-kindness, and so on, as a way to highlight what is wrong. It’s a form of reframing – always take the position of the person who does not see their actions and rules as terribly kind or compassionate or forgiving.

Get him to establish what the fruits of the spirit are – then ask about how the JWs show the fruits more than other religions. They will want to talk about foreign work – although their work benefits only JWs. They only minister to other JWs – no outreach in the form of charity, schools, humane work, food drives, etc – only conversion attempts.

Then you could turn it to the home front. Ask what resources someone has when they have made a mistake (only intimidation, shunning, ostracizing – no mentoring or spiritual guidance). Ask them who will survive the end of the world (only JWs, what kind of a god is that?). Ask what kind of spiritual retreats they have (none – only “assemblies” collections of talks). Ask about their practice of prayer and by what means they establish a relationship with the mediator, Jesus (none – all the focus is on pleasing a disciplinarian god Jehovah – the only time they mention the role of Jesus is at the end of a prayer – a rote “in the name of Christ Jesus, Amen”). Ask how they nurture their children (not at all) and how they feel about physical punishment for children (spare the rod, spoil the child). Ask how they protect children against predators (not at all, they reshuffle known molesters and pedophiles – it requires two witnesses to the abuse even to get a reprimand, although someone who has regular sex will be kicked out if not married). Ask them how they feel about sexuality in general (very repressed, only a gift when married – when I was a member, wives and husbands would turn each other in for requesting oral sex). Ask them what role women have (although in the majority, women are VERY much second-class citizens, contrary to the women in leadership roles even in the patriarchal biblical accounts). Ask them who are the “discreet slave class” (the 144,000 who will rule as kings with Christ in heaven) and who takes “communion” (at the memorial service – the last supper – only those of the 144,000 partake – the others are of the “great slave class” the “sheep” who do not share the spirit).

I could go on and on and on. Is this a good start?

The fact is, that you will probably not be able to do anything more than “plant a seed” – the increased zeal you notice will continue. So, I would break off the study as soon as you feel that it is right to do so. After all, it’s a bit of a pretense, isn’t it?

Pope John Paul II

Pope John Paul II

Blogging the Saturday Slant

What does the passing of Pope John Paul II mean to you? (I urge you to click on the above to read the full blog entry that accompanies the question. It’s a good one.)

Pope John Paul II was the 264th Pope of the Roman Catholic Church, elected October 16, 1978.

First off, I’m not Catholic, so my feelings about the death of Pope John Paul II don’t have much to do with his role as a representative of God. I was also raised as a Jehovah’s Witness, so for many years I regarded the Catholic church as part of “Babylon the Great” – the worst of the world’s false religions. On the other hand, I do believe that God is in all of us – and this Pope did much to bring out the godspirit of lovemind and loveheart in many people all around the world. John Paul II did much to alter my original brainwashing about Catholicism (academic study, love of music and architecture, and several months living in Paris did the rest). I am also ambivalent for a number of reasons, some of which are a bit opaque to me in the immediacy of the event, so long expected but for all that, somehow surprising.

In the long history of Popes, I think that John Paul II was one of the better ones. I liked his spirit and I liked his face. Although Catholics in America didn’t seem to pick up on it much, the Pope was very much opposed to the Iraq war and its accompanying theory of unilateral preventive war. John Paul II did not think that all possiblilities for a peaceful solution had been exhausted before the American attack nor that there was even sufficient evidence of weapons of mass destruction.

I like that Karol Józef WojtyÅ‚a was Polish (and Lithuanian) and not Italian like so many previous Popes. I admired that the “Pilgrim Pope” travelled so much and clearly cared about people. He promoted non-Europeans and non-Americans into positions of leadership in the church, and I think he handled the child abuse issue pretty well. He didn’t do much for women or for gays – but his version of the “culture of life” (did the far right steal the term from him?) didn’t limit itself to abortion and birth control issues. I actually get the sense – completely speculative – that he might have wished to allow birth control, but didn’t feel he could. After all, he had run a service that dealt with marital problems, from family planning and illegitimacy to alcoholism and physical abuse (Time magazine called it “perhaps the most successful marriage institute in Christianity”).

He opened the office to hear the voices of people from other religious traditions, and was particularly interested in helping to heal the long historical rift between Catholics and Jews. He grew up in Poland, remember. He was the first Pope to visit a synagogue, the first to visit the Holocaust memorial at Auschwitz. From his childhood to the present, he was a spiritual person who understood suffering, and it deepened him. I respect that. I also thought it helped the church that he enjoyed music, poetry and theater. He had been a gifted actor, singer, and athlete in his youth.

He was involved in Vatican II on issues of religious freedom and throughout his life he worked on a theology that advocated a Christian view intimately concerned with issues of peace, political freedom, human rights, and even economic issues. He had a deeply practical side as well. He has always been deeply concerned about poverty – as every Christian should be – and while his early years were concerned with the downfall of Communism (he had lived through the authoritarian regimes of the Nazis and the USSR) his latter years pointed out the accompanying problems of rampant materialism and the abuses of global capitalism that has become destructive to the earth itself and to the spirit and well-being of the people on it.

I think he took his role very seriously and he handled it well. In his own way, he spoke prophetically to the whole world and he had the authority to do so.

He was not, however, a liberation theologian. He was a disappointment in that regard. The voices of spirit that have given us tremendous insights for the last, say, 30 years or so at least – the diverse constructive theologies from Latin America, Africa, Black communities, the ecumenical impulse that was getting into high gear before Bush took office, the Feminist, Gay, and Environmental theologies – didn’t really seem to get his consideration. He may simply have lumped them all into Marxism without thinking it through, but he was smart enough that I would have thought he could have considered these perspectives, many of which have made significant differences in lives around the world. What got started with Vatican II stopped here, and the Pope did seem to surround himself in later years with “religious caterpillars” – toady devouts, or what we would call parasitic “yes-men.”

Still, I liked him. I felt that he was, overall, a pretty good Pope. There have been some pretty bad Popes, and I am grateful that he had a conscience and a sense of duty and that he prayed. I have the sense that he really prayed, unlike many so-called religious.

John Paul II was close-minded in some respects – but I admired him even when I disagreed with him. I feel that his own person was probably more progressive than the role he had to embody. The church had lost a lot of people when they made too many changes at once – I think he tried to restabilize things. I don’t know for sure whether it was firmness or stubborness that motivated some of his pronouncements – but I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. He was a very intelligent and caring father of the church, and I will miss him. He has been the Pope for most of my life. I was in 8th grade when last the smoke rose. I grieve for the loss that so affects so many people all over the world.

Here are a few of my favorite quotations:

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.

From now on it is only through a conscious choice and through a deliberate policy that humanity can survive.

The human creature receives a mission of government over creation to make all its potential shine.

It is perhaps appropriate at this point to recall the Church’s contribution to the defense and promotion of life through health care, social development, and education to benefit peoples, especially the poor.

Have no fear of moving into the unknown. Simply step out fearlessly knowing that I am with you, therefore no harm can befall you; all is very, very well. Do this in complete faith and confidence.

Humanity should question itself, once more, about the absurd and always unfair phenomenon of war, on whose stage of death and pain only remain standing the negotiating table that could and should have prevented it.

I have a sweet tooth for song and music. This is my Polish sin.

Pervading nationalism imposes its dominion on man today in many different forms and with an aggressiveness that spares no one. The challenge that is already with us is the temptation to accept as true freedom what in reality is only a new form of slavery.

Social justice cannot be attained by violence. Violence kills what it intends to create.

Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes.

The historical experience of socialist countries has sadly demonstrated that collectivism does not do away with alienation but rather increases it, adding to it a lack of basic necessities and economic inefficiency.

An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded.

This people draws its origin from Abraham, our father in faith. The very people that received from God the commandment “Thou shalt not kill” itself experienced in a special measure what is meant by killing. It is not permissible for anyone to pass by this inscription with indifference.

To maintain a joyful family requires much from both the parents and the children. Each member of the family has to become, in a special way, the servant of the others.

Violence and arms can never resolve the problems of men.

Radical changes in world politics leave America with a heightened responsibility to be, for the world, an example of a genuinely free, democratic, just and humane society.

Man always travels along precipices. His truest obligation is to keep his balance.

Anything done for another is done for oneself.

I hope to have communion with the people, that is the most important thing.

Thanks Daniella! Goodbye, dear spiritual father, blessed Ojciec.

Per aspera ad astra, requiescat in pace.

JW Chronicles – Expendable Witness

JW Chronicles – Expendable Witness

Letter from Andrew

I have been on your web site several times. I find it of great value to ex Jehovah’s Witnesses as the information on your site can help free people who are trapped in the Jehovah’s Witness religion.

I was a auxiliary pioneer. I never missed a meeting and I would read at the book study group. Then I had several problems. My mother was ill and I had to look after her, then I had several health problems myself one of them being curvature of the spine. Because of this I could no longer attend meetings. After years of auxiliary pioneering and attending meetings I felt like I was left out of the organization by my spiritual brothers and sisters. My brother and my sister wrote or spoke to Jehovah’s witnesses to try to get me help but they didn’t answer. I am the only person in my familiy that was a witness and my family couldn’t believe how the witnesses treated me.

By the time the elders came out to see me about a year or so later, instead of helping me they treated me like a disfellowshiped person. I had done nothing wrong. They did at last arrange for someone to take me to the meetings. This only lasted twice. I at last managed to attend meetings. When I got there I was treated as a leper. No one would talk to me and I had done nothing wrong, yet at the same time certain people – elders and ministerial servant’s sons – would break all the rules of kingdom hall when not at the meetings yet people would talk to them.

One night I couldn’t get home from one of the meetings due to my health problems. No one would take me home. After this I never attended another meeting. I wrote many letters, so did my brother who isn’t a witness, yet I got no help from the elders.

Because I was studying greek I noticed the errors of the 144,000 ruling on not over the earth. I also read Hebrews chapter one and I could see for myself that Jesus is not Michael the archangel.

Because of what I went through and because I did a lot of work helping people disabled, elderly and children, I would now like to use my experience and put it to good use and help free people who are trapped in cults. I am trying to start up my own web site to help others to turn my negative experiences with the Watchtower to good use and help people in a positive way.

I would be very greatful if you could please mention my experiences on your web site as I believe it could be helpful to other people who have gone through what I have.

Dear Andrew:

Thanks for your letter! What a nasty response from the JWs – I am sorry that you were treated so badly, especially at a time when you needed support from brothers and sisters in faith. In your new website, it would be great if you had even one page where you explain what would be the loving response to someone with health issues – what you needed, what you expected from your faith group, what would have been the right thing for people to do – then contrast that with what actually happened.

I’m afraid the truth may simply be that the moment you were no longer a productive part of the publishing machine you were expendable.

I am glad that you have gone on to do your own research. Ultimately, one’s spiritual path is between one’s self and God.

I wish you blessings, with your web site, and in your life. – Heidi

Jehovah’s Witness Michael Jackson?

Jehovah’s Witness Michael Jackson?

See my previous blog entry for a reading of Michael Jackson’s psychology from the perspective of a former Jehovah’s Witness.

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Interesting article from Silent Lambs. In 1987, it was publicly announced that Michael Jackson was no longer a Jehovah’s Witness. However, the recent news articles say that he is.

Jesse Jackson is saying that although Michael Jackson is a Jehovah’s Witness, they pray together (a “nondenominational prayer”). That is SO not allowed! I’ve been in contact with a grandmother who was barred from seeing her grandchild simply because she brought him to a site where they were planning to build a church. Any other JW would be disfellowshipped for praying with an outsider.

As the article points out, the PR wing of the Watchtower Society has neither confirmed nor denied Michael Jackson’s status as a Jehovah’s witness. That’s interesting especially in light of the multiple child abuse scandals and the Society’s ludicrous policies concerning same. They even went out of their way to disfellowship any questioners or whistleblowers. Family members were urged to shun previous members, and made to choose between their loyalty to the organization and their love for family members. One wonders if he was in the JW database of thousands of molesters not reported to authorities.

The media has not yet delved into some of the background of Michael Jackson’s involvement with Jehovah’s Witnesses – and what effect this group may have had on him. On the other side, Jehovah’s Witnesses are not questioning his role in the organization. When one of the so-called “elect” – Firpo Carr – even functioned as Michael Jackson’s spokesperson in 2003, there wasn’t a peep about his working for a disfellowshipped JW – again, something strictly prohibited. So either special rules applied to Michael Jackson, or else he was a member in good standing. What seems incontrovertible is that if Michael Jackson is a current Jehovah’s Witness in good standing, he certainly has a special status strenuously denied the rank and file.