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Laughing at Attempted Theocracy

Laughing at Attempted Theocracy

You’ve probably heard by now (via the attorney firing scandal, Monica Goodling) that the Bush administration has appointed more than 150 graduates of Regent (Pat Robertson‘s 29-year-old bottom-tier law school) to prominent positions in the US government. No?

Regent itself estimates that “approximately one out of every six Regent alumni is employed in some form of government work.” Their students aren’t interested in attending top-ranked universities which might challenge them. They want to become “God’s instrument” in changing the policies – and perhaps even the very nature – of the U.S. government.

Mark Crispin Miller comments on the danger of simply laughing off the agendas of schools like Regent while such institutions continue to place their (undereducated?) graduates in influential governmental positions.

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I completely agree with Mark about the dangers of creeping theocracy, but I still enjoyed the comedic takes of Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. Humor is also a good way of spreading information; it’s more contagious.

Just a spoonful of sugar

Both of these examples were more informative than the network news programs that I saw. They both used comparisons to frustrate and mutate the stream of associations that people might have with the idea of the “university.” OK, the poke at Univ. of Phoenix was a little mean, but other than that…

I would be willing to bet a hunk of precious pennies that more Americans get their news and political information through satire and humor than via the news. They watch for entertainment, and they get some information too.

What’s the harm? It might spark an interest, and get them to research things for themselves. They’ll google it, they’ll check out the shelves at the library and the bookstore, and maybe even look through some other kinds of publications. They might try to reconcile conflicting information, collect evidence, make judgments. Independent thinking! Woo-hoo!

People need lines of flight – we are complex.

That’s why (for example) fundamentalists are all wrong to try to ban Halloween. Halloween already served their purposes by reframing and trivializing older religious traditions. If you follow the history of almost any community celebration, you’ll find all sorts of interesting overlaps and reversals. Halloween served to absorb and defuse those older traditions, overlaying them with new meanings. Now, by being “purist” or “fundamentalist,” they take away the carnivalesque, upside-down fun time. In Jungian terms, instead of embracing and taming the shadow they repress it and give it strength.

It is possible to take something heavily, and then a bit lightly. We do it all the time, and I believe it is probably part of the toolkit for human adaptability. Humor – and fiction – are survival tools. We tell stories, and we retell stories, and they change a bit in the retelling because the bits that are relevant are in a different context.

That is why there are traditions of the prankster and the jester and the representative of chaos. Life can only exist and thrive on the borders of order and chaos – either one alone will kill us. We live in the magical zone of transformations and patterns.

As others have pointed out, humor and satire can function to reaffirm the status quo by providing a little relief from order and law. Think pressure cooker. A little steam is let out to prevent an explosion. Some kinds of humor can even be hurtful.

Still, I’ve always thought that the complete lack of humor eventually helps to push a movement into its downfall. Think of how shrill people can become when they are focused on one issue that is very important to them. The more fanatical people get, the less they can laugh at themselves, and then humor can attack “from the outside,” so to speak.

Bill Maher and Jon Stewart and Lewis Black and SNL – and all court jesters – create rhetorical layers of understanding through exaggerations here and there. I’m all for it. Plant a seed.

I think we often take everything too seriously.

Performative protest that illustrates and entertains rather than sermonizes and dictates is sometimes more effective.

Billionaires for Bush
I like Billionaires for Bush, for example. And I like visual humor – there are some very intelligent and creative people doing editorial cartoons (see the blogroll under Humor).

Of course there have to be people who are able to provide the serious critiques, with all the details and proof and arguments, but these ought not to be drawn as incompatible with more humorous or entertaining approaches. They needn’t be.

They may create a resonating circuit of inquiry and reinforcement that helps to shape the milieu.

In this reality, many things happen at once. Patterns emerge. Networks intersect.

More Blogthings Quiz Meme Fun

More Blogthings Quiz Meme Fun


You Are A Lily

You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist. People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you. You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words. Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize.

You Are a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

You life your life in a free form, artistic style. You are incredibly creative and at times, quite messy. Deep down, you are a kid at heart. And you aren’t afraid to express it.

Your best friend: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Your mortal enemy: The Club Sandwich


You Are 50% Extrovert, 50% Introvert

You’re a bit outgoing, a bit reserved. Like most people, you enjoy being social. But you also value the time you have alone. You have struck a good balance!

Your 1996 Theme Song Is: Ironic by Alanis Morisette

It’s like rain on your wedding day
It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
Who would’ve thought … it figures

Your Sensitivity Score: 50%

As far as sensitivity goes, you’re a lot more in tune than most people. You can’t help but be touched by what’s around you – good and bad. But when things do get really bad around you, you are strong enough not to break down.

Your Japanese Name Is…

Ayame Kimura

Your Hawaiian Name is:

Kaili Kai

You Should Travel to India

You’re a passionate, gusty traveler – and India’s gritty urban centers won’t scare you away. Maybe you’ll take in the Taj Mahal, eat the best curry of your life, or attend a huge street festival.

You Are A Maple Tree

There’s not anyone in this world quite like you. You are full of imagination, ambition, and originality. Shy but confident, you hunger for new experiences. You have a good memory and learn easily. You are sometimes nervous and always complex (especially in love).

You Are a Snowman

Friendly and fun, you enjoy bringing holiday cheer to everyone you know!
Aeschlyus VirusHead

Aeschlyus VirusHead

Evidently there is a new movie on the horizon called “The Golden Compass.” At the movie site, they are offering to ask you a few questions to establish your Daemon personality match.

My daemonic match is “Aeschylus” the butterfly: Modest, a leader, sociable, shy and fickle. Since my daemon is for some reason supposed to be the opposite gender, it is male (do they have it confused with anima/us? or perhaps a familiar? a totem?) I don’t think of Aeschylus and butterflies in the same visionary set myself.

He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. – Aeschylus

In war, truth is the first casualty. – Aeschylus

Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny. – Aeschylus, Agamemnon

For somehow this is tyranny’s disease, to trust no friends. – Aeschylus, Prometheus Bound

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. – Aeschylus

Hmmm. Well. If you like, you can affect the final result. My friends can decide if this is a representation of the “real me.” Changes will be allowed for 12 days. This display will update in response to differing assessments.

So, if you have a sense of me, go ahead and affect the results.

It should be interesting to hear more about the movie. Marketing by quiz results.

(thanks to Laureth and Prism)

Thinking Blogger Award for VirusHead

Thinking Blogger Award for VirusHead

I’ve been selected for the Thinking Blogger Award! Jolly Roger at Reconstitution was kind enough to name me as a Thinking Blogger.

Virushead Thinking Blogger Award

VirusHead – Heidi is a recovered Jehova’s Witness and first rate progressive thinker. She covers everything from warm and personal to wretched and Presidential.

Thank you, JR! You’d have been on my picks, too, but I suppose that tagging you right back wouldn’t be in the spirit of the thing.

The Thinking Blogger award is actually a meme, but it’s a clever one because it challenges you to name – and describe – five more blogs that make you think. Surfing around in the list is very fun.

I’ve been swamped under a couple of freelance projects, but I’ve finally got a few minutes to participate. So….

5 Blogs That Make Me Think

  1. Bitch Ph.D. – A kind of sister in spirit. Love the header image – cheers me up every time I see it. Edgy, witty, personal, professional, entertaining – it’s like reading my dream best friend’s diary. I was very upset to have missed her recent visit to Emory. John met her, but I would have appreciated it more. Bah!
  2. Hail Dubyas (An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum) – A cunning combination of satirical cartoons and well-written commentary. About once a week, this makes me break from my zombie-like computer stare into a grin and giggle.
  3. Pandagon – I know, but I was reading Pandagon and Shakespeare’s Sister++ before everybody else knew them because of the whole Edwards thing. Amanda’s Pandagon blog is a treasure to me. That’s all. Reading it is never a waste of my time. I love her thoughtful flippancy.
  4. Theospora (Oh, God, Grow Up) – Stimulates chains of fractal reflections. We have some common ground, and the differences are always instructive and helpful.
  5. Prose and Thorn (The Place for Pointed Prose) – Sometimes acerbic, always progressive essays. Beyond the content, I enjoy PB’s creative turns of phrase.

Congratulations, you won a Thinking Blogger Award!

Should you choose to participate, please make sure you pass this list of rules to the blogs you are tagging.

  1. If, and only if, you get tagged, write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think
  2. Link to this post so that people can easily find the exact origin of the meme
  3. Optional: Proudly display the ‘Thinking Blogger Award’ with a link to the post that you wrote (there is an alternative silver version if gold doesn’t fit your blog).

++I’d name Shakespeare’s Sister too, but it’s now a big ole’ group blog at Shakesville. Check it out anyway.

Blog Against Theocracy – Two Late Posts

Blog Against Theocracy – Two Late Posts

If I haven’t included your BAT post, please let me know!

I invited some of my fave bloggers to participate in the blogswarm. Here are two that did. I’m not sure whether they’ve been listed, but I sure didn’t want to leave these great posts out!

Hail Dubyas: Don’t miss the great cartoons at this site. “My own religious beliefs are delightfully confused, going from polytheist one day to Gnostic Christian the next and atheist the day after that. With this belief structure, I naturally take offense at ANYONE telling me what I should or should not believe. Now, imagine that it is the government that is … not telling me what I SHOULD believe, but making it advantageous for people who believe. Like we have in Mr. Bush’s government. Well, that’s not telling me NOT to believe something OR to believe something other than what I do believe. But it IS discrimination against my own beliefs–because it gives its favor to a different set of belieds. Discrimination–that’s simply the first step on the cliched, but nonetheless real, long slippery slope towards an established church and theocracy. We’ve already taken those steps through Mr. Bush’s “faith-based initiatives.” As we’ve gone along, schoolbooks have been rewritten to present evolution and “creation science” as hypotheses of equal footing, never mind the scientists who’ve been muzzled on environmental and conservation concerns, which while horrendous, are not part of the issue we’re discussing. Anti-abortion rhetoric has been enshrined in government-ssed handouts of advice to pregnant mothers. We’ve entered into a “holy Crusade”, theoretically against the foes of “freedom”, but which is simply a codeword for Muslims. Psigh–this is the kind of government you get when its leader believes that he has a special hotline to God. To theocratize or not to theocratize–this is not a question that belongs to liberals or progressives alone. Conservatives should also be intensely aware of the dangers. What, isn’t the tie between conservatism and that old time religion natural enough for me? But wasn’t it Ayn Rand who, in her most embarassing work “Anthem”, decried the stultifying effect of having a government that had to approve everything based on its own beliefs? Even the architectrice of the Church of the Individual was afraid of any Group ruled by beliefs from governing any secular state. And real conservatives would do well to heed her warnings as well.”

Prose and Thorn: “”The problem is we count on politicians to do right by us much in the same way some parents expect their children’s teachers to parent their kids. It is a responsibility we cannot, must not, abdicate to those in power. They will only do as much as they can get away with, and maybe slightly more if there’s enough money involved. God, like good character, starts in the home, not on Capitol Hill. Like past mistakes, one’s feelings toward God should inform one’s actions, not control them. If those who would put our necks to the sword could understand that, perhaps they would stop trying to control the rest of us.”

Blog Against Theocracy Bits 121-135

Blog Against Theocracy Bits 121-135

This post will conclude the excerpting from all the posts, as of the list that was published after the weekend was done. There are two “unofficial” ones that I’ll post in a minute.

It looks like more posts were added. However, since they were added somewhat randomly rather than “latest at the top” I have to admit that I don’t have the energy to sort through and figure out which ones they are.

If there isn’t a selected bit from your post in any of the previous entries, and you were part of the blgoswarm against theocracy, please contact me with the url of your blog post.

If you’re looking for my post, it’s here.

And now…. at number 121

121) Dangerously Subversive Atheist Penguin: “It seems simple enough to me, and yet I constantly see members of the religious right arguing that they’re being oppressed because they’re not allowed to force other people to worship as they do. Sorry, folks, but that’s not the way it works. You get to do your thing and I get to do mine, and as long as nobody gets hurt, it’s all good and legal. But when schools sponsor Bible classes and little Jewish or atheist kids are ostracized with the approval of school officials…that’s illegal and unconstitutional and downright immoral. And when teachers tell their classes that atheists or Jews or Muslims are going to hell and the administration refuses to fire the teacher even when a recording is produced of the offending speech…that’s illegal and unconstitutional and downright immoral. And just to prove I can see both sides, when a student is suspended for quietly sitting and reading a Bible during lunch…that’s illegal and unconstitutional and downright immoral. It’s not the government’s job to tell me who or what to worship, or who to love and marry, or when I can die.”

122) Chaotic Good: “In a religious context, we Pagans generally harm none. We don’t proselytize, we don’t preach, we teach by example. We don’t demand that our mythologies be taught as history and science in classrooms. (Because we recognize that they ARE mythologies, not history or science.) We don’t tell people who don’t agree with us that they will suffer eternal punishment, or manipulate the power of the State to coerce others into accepting and favoring us. We accept pluralism, because every modern Pagan can have a different, very personal concept of Divinity and their place in it. This spiritual individualism is not just accepted, but celebrated. We can even attend each other’s gatherings and rituals with complete respect and dignity. Doesn’t that neatly sum up the essence of the American concept of religious freedom? This, I think, is what drives the religious right-wing crazy, whether they know it or not: if the United States of America has a religious identity, then it is, in essence, a Pagan Nation. A place where your neighbor can worship twenty gods. Or no god. We even have our own tribal Deities, like Lady Liberty and Uncle Sam (not to mention the American Eagle), which fill the same niches in our tribal consciousness as the ancient gods filled in theirs. So remember your Pagan roots, my fellow Americans, as you celebrate your Easter weekend. Even the name is of a Pagan holiday, based on the cycles of the Moon, that celebrated the Spring goddess Eostera, and the traditions of eggs, chicks, bunnies and baskets are all Pagan artifacts of Her worship.”

123) Brian: Just as no self-appointed group has the right to oppress others, so no majority (even in a democracy) may take away the basic rights and freedoms of a minority group or individual. While I understand certain beliefs may be distasteful, – and perhaps there is no more distasteful an idea in modern times than atheism, – the bottom line is that everyone’s rights are to be protected no matter what they say or (don’t) believe. The notion of God and its prolific attendant dogmas has been uniquely divisive throughout human history, and suggesting we are a nation “indivisible under God” is true in neither principle nor practice. The emailed missive above enjoins its readers to “stand up for what we believe”. I say it is worth examining the context of those ‘beliefs’. Contrary to what the subjects in the movie Jesus Camp would have you believe, the American way promotes freedom and equality for ALL people, and this is what our troops throughout US history have defended. This, too, is what it means to support our troops – it is the moral imperative of all adults in our society, and the kind of ethical and intellectual honesty we should be teaching our children.”

124) Lihan161051: “The repeal of prohibition, the public outrage and protest over the Vietnam War, the Democratic victories in ’92 and ’06, were all stinging setbacks for this movement, but each time it has come back stronger and smarter, with more sophisticated strategy and better tactics for neutralizing its opposition. Each wave comes a little farther up the shore, and takes a little longer to fall back into the sea. The movement has been at this game for a little over 100 years, and it doesn’t ever give up. It won’t give up until there is not only no separation between church and state, but the church *is* the state. Their church. Run by their rules. … There is a sophisticated four-pronged strategy in play with regard to the public schools:

  • Destroy: De-fund the public school institution by diverting funding to private (mostly dominionist-run) church schools using voucher programs
  • Discredit: Turn public opinion against public schools as secular enemies of a “godly” people, by organized campaigns of slander, libel, and harassment
  • Subvert: Attack the public school system from within by taking over its administration and faculty from the classroom level to the school board itself, and use the public schools themselves for indoctrination either overtly or through “voluntary participation” ruses, etc.
  • Supplant: Take the place of the public school system by providing a complete parallel-economy alternative in the dominionist system, from homeschooling to K-12 and higher education institutions run entirely by dominionist churches

125) Birmingham Blues: “My brother, my brother-in-law, my nephew, and his boyfriend would all be considered threats to my children. We wouldn’t have fun mornings, hanging out and laughing. More likely, our house would be a stop on the Underground Railroad for gays and lesbians trying to get out of the country. You think it can’t happen? Only if we refuse to let it. Those same people who want to make their interpretation of Christianity the official faith of the United States have been using gays and lesbians as scapegoats and fundraising tools for years. They’ve fomented hatred and violence against those who are different. It’s the fear of the “other” that is essential to authoritarian faith and government. Right now, I live in a world where I can associate openly with my gay and lesbian friends. No one can keep my daughters away from their uncles or from our adopted nephew, a young man whom they treat as a beloved brother. Still, he’s part of our family because his parents disowned him — after the pastoral “counseling”, public shaming, and exorcism (yes, exorcism) failed to make him straight. My brother and his spouse can’t legally marry; they can only breathe mutual sighs of relief that their families love them dearly and would never interfere in their life decisions.”

126) Zaius Nation: “Our story begins at the monthly Jesus Convention. The many incarnations of Jesus have had a long day of Jesus networking and listening to guest speakers. Everyone is ready for dinner and a few cocktails. Nobody expected what happened next…” Excerpts would spoil it. Go read the conversation of the assorted Jesus incarnations (Republican Jesus, George Bush Jesus, Baptist Jesus,
Pentecostal Jesus, Jehovah’s Witness Jesus (insofar as he may exist),
Evangelical Jesus, Catholic Jesus, Hollywood Jesus, Profit Motive Jesus, Herbalife Jesus, and the rest – as well as a few special guests).

127) Balls and Walnuts: “Not only does God kill the innocents, he makes the Hebrews complicit in his crime. Do any of the Hebrews warn the Egyptians? No. Do any of them argue with God to spare the Egyptians — as their patriarch Abraham once did on behalf of the citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah? No. … An acceptance of sacrifice as a necessity underlies our nation’s (and other nation’s) willingness to sacrifice our children to a belief. Sometimes not even a belief — who among you thinks Bush’s war on Iraq had anything to do with high-minded beliefs? The problem with theocracy is not that we would live in a Golden Rule society. Nothing wrong with that. I wouldn’t even mind living in a Christian theocracy if our leaders restricted themselves to Jesus’ teachings of love and caring for one’s fellow human. Those teachings aren’t the problem. The trouble with theocracy is that there are tenets of faith which are, plain and simple, immoral.”

128) The Quaker Agitator: “That is also what makes the current battles in the so-called “culture wars” different from, say, the Civil Rights struggle and before that, the battle for women’s suffrage. Those struggles were about expanding rights to previously oppressed disenfranchised groups. The fights today being waged in the media, at the polling place, and in the courts are about denying rights, rights given to us by our Creator, and about reducing the scope of who can be a full citizen. And that should concern everyone, of every political and religious persuasion. Because if they come into my Friends’ Meeting and spy on us as we speak to the Peace Testimony, or when we put into practice the Testimony of Equality by sanctioning a marriage between two people who love each other who also happen to be of the same sex, then they can come after you, too. … But you need to stop behaving like we – progressive American people of faith – are also the bad guys. Because if you were ever to get your way in the end, based on the way things are now, I worry that you’d be slapping me in the stocks, too. I wouldn’t want to live in your America, either, because you, in your own theocratic way, in your zealous, anti-fundamentalist fundamentalism, haven’t made room for me.”

129) Driftglass: “How much you wanna bet that if this had been a White Chocolate Jebus Wearing Dockers, rabid Wormwood Afterbirth Bill Donohue would never have said a f**king word? But a Confectioner’s Christ with a Dark Chocolate W*ng swingin’ in the breeze? Worse than twelve Hitlers.”

130) A poetic justice: Several poems. “Why must the sycophantic / heave and lick the powerless air / in death’s dark tongue?”

131) Frederick Clarkson: “The simple fact is that religious and nonreligious people have a common interest in opposing theocracy — or anything remotely headed in that direction. They are logical allies in the struggle. Over at First Freedom First, an alliance of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, The Interfaith Alliance, and a dozen other religious and non-religious organizations, like the Secular Coalition for America — everyone gets that.”

000) Chip Berlet: Timeline cross-post, duplicate of #105

132) life’s journey: “folks have the right to worship as they see fit- as long as it doesn’t impinge on the rights of others. that suits me just dandy. there is no reason that our government should have judeo-christian faith dictating to a nation that has millions of followers of other religions here. the religious right quotes the founding fathers the way it quotes the bible- they pick and choose the passages that coincide with their belief structure. their leaders smell opportunity for massive amounts of power. there is nothing religious nor holy about this. when religion and politics mix, it generally follows that it is the people who pay the price. jefferson and adams and franklin et al- they all knew this. they had seen it happen. that is why they made sure that it wouldn’t happen here. and it shouldn’t.”

133) Montag at Stumplane: “That day when I was twelve— standing in the tall grass, telling my Dad I didn’t want to go to church anymore because I thought I was an atheist, and thinking I detected the slight betrayal of a sense of relief in him —I like to think I didn’t become a godless amoral boy-devil without a conscience or any sense of empathy. No. I prefer to think I was, and still am, thoughtful and respectful to others. I struggle constantly to gain fuller understanding of the nature of morality, and try to live a good life without harming others — helping them even, when I can. Know what else? While I have some regrets, I have done nothing in my life for which I believe eternal infernal damnation is a justifiable punishment. If you are among those that believe that the inner workings of my thought process is grounds for the forever anguish of burning flesh, then I think your god is an a**h*le. The rejection of theocracy is not to destroy religion, or to diminish anyone’s faith. Among other things, it is to allow all people, even non-believers like me, to find their sense of morality in their own way.”

134) The Aristocrats: The 8,175th Temptation of Christ: More Earthly Power. “J: George, George, it’s just not that easy. First of all, I’m not a United States citizen. G: Not a problem, Jesus, not a problem. We’ll just fix the Constitution. Or ignore it. J: I know, George, I know. But see, there’s an even bigger problem. I’m not corporeal. G: Corporeal? J: Right. It means that I don’t have a physical material body, so most people can’t see me and hear me the way you can. G: Really?”

135) From Kristim: “We may protest, draw back in distaste, /
alarmed to have God thrust upon us / smelling so pungently of mint / and the charnel house, / but they are relentless in pursuit
of fleeing souls. / They paralyze us with their certainty / that God lives in their mouths.”

The end, for now.