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More Benisms

More Benisms

In case you don’t have enough money to buy me a Lego Star Wars Darth Vader for Christmas, Daddy can get it for you. — This one today, July 10 Thank you Mommy! I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. And so I love you too. On Tuesday, you said on Friday we’d go to the store. It’s Friday. When are we leaving? I think I have a few pebbles on my chin, but I don’t want you to squeeze…

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Ben-isms

Ben-isms

“The tooth fairy must have really liked that tooth.” “The only states I know are Georgia, Florida, Texas, Mexico and Japan.” “When I’m a man, and you and Daddy are still alive, would you give me some money?”