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Just in time for the holidays! Don’t waste time trying to write a reasonable, nuanced missive to explain your position and how you feel. Who ever does more than skim your letters anyway?

The dysfunctional family letter generator is very humorous, especially if you’ve had a few “rough patches” with nuclear family, extended family, half-family, step-family, ex-stepfamily, adopted family, foster family, and any other kind of family-type unit that I may have forgotten to mention.

The ideal would be if you can play with the options for your letter, and then lack the motivation even to cut and paste it anywhere.

Enjoy! Laughter is therapeutic.

P.S. Now I know there may be someone out there who wants to say, “But Heidi, MY family is just perfect in every possible way.” Please feel free to comment so that I can start a collection of such people. So far: 0.

P. P. S. But maybe your rough patches were small potatoes, really, and you’ve all grown and you now support one another and are there for each other all the time and really love each other – all of you. I guess then you’d want a letter generator for expressing the wonderful things that you would want to share for the holidays. I’m sorry for letting you down, but if you really felt that way, you’d write your own letter.

P. P. P. S. I’m just in a bad mood ‘cuz I can’t send cards this year.