I have to share something, since it not only turned into a running gag throughout the night but also prompted an increasingly rare brainstorming session for me today. We were visiting last night with our friends Kim and Stephen before going off to what turned out to be a late dinner (Atlanta Fish Market, I had sushi and a huge bowl of steamers). Ben was going to spend the night there (our children have been friends for almost their whole…
In case you don’t have enough money to buy me a Lego Star Wars Darth Vader for Christmas, Daddy can get it for you. — This one today, July 10 Thank you Mommy! I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. And so I love you too. On Tuesday, you said on Friday we’d go to the store. It’s Friday. When are we leaving? I think I have a few pebbles on my chin, but I don’t want you to squeeze…
Dear Friends and Relatives: I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument to George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place…
By the daily meme spirit of the email network, delivery via brother Steve (origin unknown). When you’re in deep trouble, say nothing. Try to look like you know what you’re doing.